In a pub câu hỏi kiểm tra the other ngày I Mất tích bởi one point. The câu hỏi was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other các câu hỏi was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that táo, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing cửa hàng that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some máy bay ném bom jackets.
bạn can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I đã đưa ý kiến "How can bạn tell them apart?" He đã đưa ý kiến "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I đã đưa ý kiến "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" tiếp theo thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a gần đây trip, I đã đưa ý kiến to the lady at the registration bàn ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, bạn sick bastard!”
The Red vượt qua, cross has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I đã đưa ý kiến we would tình yêu to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
One of the other các câu hỏi was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that táo, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing cửa hàng that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some máy bay ném bom jackets.
bạn can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I đã đưa ý kiến "How can bạn tell them apart?" He đã đưa ý kiến "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I đã đưa ý kiến "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" tiếp theo thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a gần đây trip, I đã đưa ý kiến to the lady at the registration bàn ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, bạn sick bastard!”
The Red vượt qua, cross has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I đã đưa ý kiến we would tình yêu to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
1. Ruin there yêu thích dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with súp and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up bởi me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with súp and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up bởi me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", bởi Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", bởi Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", bởi Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", bởi ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", bởi Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", bởi Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", bởi Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", bởi Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", bởi Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", bởi Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", bởi The Runaways
12. "Mother, bởi Danzig
13. "Voodoo", bởi Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", bởi Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", bởi Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", bởi Autograph
17. "I tình yêu bạn Period", bởi Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", bởi Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", bởi Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", bởi Kansas