Here are the signs:
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells bạn a joke and bạn say "LOL".
3. bạn watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. bạn have called out someone's screen name while making tình yêu to your significant other.
5. bạn keep begging your Những người bạn to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. bạn have to get a 2d phone line just so bạn can call pizza, bánh pizza Hut.
9. bạn go into labour and bạn stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. bạn have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. bạn no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, hoặc complete sentences.
12. bạn have met over 100 AOLers.
13. bạn begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did bạn say?" bạn reply "Scroll up!"
15. bạn find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. bạn turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. bạn know thêm about your AOL friends' daily routines than bạn do your own spouses.
18. bạn find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy bạn claim it was off the hook.
19. bạn have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. bạn would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. bạn change your screen names so much that bạn have to look at your own thông tin các nhân to see who bạn are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and bạn would rather type another "LOL".
23. bạn type messages to people while bạn are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. bạn won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. bạn have to ask what năm it is.
27. bạn write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. bạn name your pets after people bạn talk to.
29. bạn smile sideways...
30. bạn sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have bạn on their buddy list.
31. bạn look at an annoying person off-line & wish bạn had your ignore button handy.
32. bạn bring a bag lunch & a mát, máy làm mát to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & bạn think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. bạn have withdrawals if bạn are away from the computer for thêm than a few hours.
35. bạn use AOL lingo in everyday life (if bạn still have one he he he).
36. bạn take a speed đọc course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy danh sách has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. bạn wake up in the morning and the first thing bạn do is get online before bạn have your first cup of coffee.
40. bạn have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. bạn have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. bạn don't know where the time has gone.
43. bạn end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while nghề viết văn letters bởi hand.
44. bạn get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. bạn don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. bạn enter a room & 23 people greet bạn w/((hugs)) hoặc **kisses**.
47. bạn stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. bạn type faster than bạn think.
50. bạn got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. bạn want to be buried with your computer when it dies hoặc vice versa.
52. bạn actually enjoy the fact that bạn are addicted.
53. bạn can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, bạn would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. bạn dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. bạn don't want to leave in case bạn miss something.
59. bạn double click your TV remote.
60. bạn can now type over 70wpm.
61. bạn think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. bạn are on the phone a một phút & need to do something else & say "BRB" hoặc "BBL".
63. bạn check your email and forget bạn have real mail aka ốc, ốc sên mail.
64. bạn go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. bạn spend at least 30 phút making sure bạn say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. bạn stop speaking in full sentences.
67. bạn have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. bạn have to be pried from your computer bởi the "Jaws of Life".
69. bạn know what a "snert" is.
70. bạn set your phòng bếp, nhà bếp on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy while cooking bữa tối, bữa ăn tối because bạn wanted to check your mail" & while there bạn "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells bạn a joke and bạn say "LOL".
3. bạn watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. bạn have called out someone's screen name while making tình yêu to your significant other.
5. bạn keep begging your Những người bạn to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. bạn have to get a 2d phone line just so bạn can call pizza, bánh pizza Hut.
9. bạn go into labour and bạn stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. bạn have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. bạn no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, hoặc complete sentences.
12. bạn have met over 100 AOLers.
13. bạn begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did bạn say?" bạn reply "Scroll up!"
15. bạn find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. bạn turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. bạn know thêm about your AOL friends' daily routines than bạn do your own spouses.
18. bạn find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy bạn claim it was off the hook.
19. bạn have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. bạn would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. bạn change your screen names so much that bạn have to look at your own thông tin các nhân to see who bạn are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and bạn would rather type another "LOL".
23. bạn type messages to people while bạn are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. bạn won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. bạn have to ask what năm it is.
27. bạn write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. bạn name your pets after people bạn talk to.
29. bạn smile sideways...
30. bạn sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have bạn on their buddy list.
31. bạn look at an annoying person off-line & wish bạn had your ignore button handy.
32. bạn bring a bag lunch & a mát, máy làm mát to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & bạn think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. bạn have withdrawals if bạn are away from the computer for thêm than a few hours.
35. bạn use AOL lingo in everyday life (if bạn still have one he he he).
36. bạn take a speed đọc course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy danh sách has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. bạn wake up in the morning and the first thing bạn do is get online before bạn have your first cup of coffee.
40. bạn have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. bạn have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. bạn don't know where the time has gone.
43. bạn end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while nghề viết văn letters bởi hand.
44. bạn get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. bạn don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. bạn enter a room & 23 people greet bạn w/((hugs)) hoặc **kisses**.
47. bạn stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. bạn type faster than bạn think.
50. bạn got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. bạn want to be buried with your computer when it dies hoặc vice versa.
52. bạn actually enjoy the fact that bạn are addicted.
53. bạn can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, bạn would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. bạn dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. bạn don't want to leave in case bạn miss something.
59. bạn double click your TV remote.
60. bạn can now type over 70wpm.
61. bạn think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. bạn are on the phone a một phút & need to do something else & say "BRB" hoặc "BBL".
63. bạn check your email and forget bạn have real mail aka ốc, ốc sên mail.
64. bạn go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. bạn spend at least 30 phút making sure bạn say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. bạn stop speaking in full sentences.
67. bạn have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. bạn have to be pried from your computer bởi the "Jaws of Life".
69. bạn know what a "snert" is.
70. bạn set your phòng bếp, nhà bếp on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy while cooking bữa tối, bữa ăn tối because bạn wanted to check your mail" & while there bạn "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1.Stand bởi one of the doors hoặc elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on hàng đầu, đầu trang of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks bởi say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, bánh sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair tiếp theo to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on hàng đầu, đầu trang of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks bởi say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, bánh sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair tiếp theo to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well GIR and the doom song is a big hit its on the hàng đầu, đầu trang 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the ngẫu nhiên picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives bạn something to look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives bạn something to look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to."
The End
