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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first ngày after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do bạn want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do bạn tình yêu me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do bạn think that one ngày bạn may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can bạn Kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do bạn think that bạn may cú đấm me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the hàng đầu, đầu trang in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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Now take your seats.
One ngày in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: bạn B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI ngọn lửa, chữa cháy breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! ngọn lửa, chữa cháy BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Luân Đôn tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Sorry about the poor video quality, it was the only version I could find where the âm nhạc wasn't muted.
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-i hope it was helpful :P


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posted by edwardcarlisle
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There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope bạn enjoy!

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Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a một phút hoặc two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are bạn doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the chuông, bell (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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