advice?… ok its not a câu hỏi its kinda sorta a demand

how do i piss my parents off I WANT 2 PISS THEM OFF i mean i make them upset but i want 2 rly piss them i have an attitude but i rly want Lời khuyên I'm so smart but i think I'm doing not so well in school so that makes them mad ik I'm kinda wanting attention kinda plz give me advice(AGAIN NOT A câu hỏi A DEMAND)