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My monkey fucked my grandma one ngày in her swimming pool with the radio on so loud the rock âm nhạc covered the screams XD

Uh...its Grandma is a swimming,rock âm nhạc playing monkey...?
Whaaa?

I was in a zoo full of monkeys with my grandma. She wanted to go swimming with the monkeys but I told her "DON'T DO IT!" But she couldn't hear me because of the loud rock âm nhạc that was playing on her iPod so she ran over to the monkeys and went swimming. Then one monkey lấy trộm, đánh cắp her teeth so she went after it and she ran back to me with the monkey's teeth...

the end

once upon a time, there was a monkey called Bananaz that dreamed on being a rock ngôi sao some day. All the other monkeys laughed at him. He was a god dammit monkey!! How could he became a rock star?? so one night he saw a shooting ngôi sao and he wished he could become a rock star!
thenhewenttosleep ಠ_ಠ
on the tiếp theo day, when he woke up, he was on a giant rino with an old lady driving it. An old lady dressed in red! then she said: GOOD MORNING!!
and the monkey fell of the rino...
so He FELL INTO THE SEA!! But he saw something! there was an island!!!! So he swam to the island! wooooh hoooow!!
When he reached the island he heard...something...a beautiful sound was coming out of the jungle! what was that? so he went inside the jungle...and that beautiful sound was... ROCK MUSIC!! And there were lots of động vật playing instruments etc etc etc...he found out that that island was a island for động vật with impossible dreams bla bla bla... AND HE WAS VERY HAPPY AND VERY được ưa chuộng AND VERY RICH AND VERY HEALTHY AND VERY EVERYTHING!!

THE END...... oh...and that lady on the rino was grandma Claus!!!

Grandma bought a monkey which could play rock âm nhạc and swim, then they both went trang chủ and were swimming. Thank bạn very much, the end.

One ngày my grandma was driving me to the zoo, then i changed the radio staion to some rock âm nhạc station, she then hit me with a cane and told me to change it to the 60's channel. once we got to the zoo, i went straight to the allligator section, for some reason there was a monkey in that part of the zoo... the alligator spotted the monkey and tried to eat it, i accendtly fell in the alligator section and had to swim away from any alligators before i died. then once i got out of there my grandma greated me with............................................................................................................................. pie

I have a very weird family, mainly because my grandma is a monkey. One ngày when I went swimming she turned up wearing a red bikini and a rubber ring that played rock music. 5 giây later after she had entered the water the rubber ring went faulty and gave her an electric shock, which killed her.