Does anyone know why the blue and màu hồng, hồng spotted con voi is outside watching me?

Well, yeah, when bạn steal cookies, expect that the owner of those bánh quy, cookie is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment bạn step outside, the con voi - whose name is Jesus (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge bạn to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If bạn manage to beat him, bạn get to keep the cookies. Good luck!

Because the purple and green striped con voi is already inside, trying to steal your secret stash of gummy bears! He was choosen to keep look-out!

Remember all those times someone called bạn trying to sell something and bạn hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The con voi is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and màu hồng, hồng spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest bạn flee to Mexico, bạn can borrow my emergency tripod.

Because bạn haven't shot it with a blue and màu hồng, hồng spotted con voi gun yet, silly!

Because it think's you're it's mother.

*gasps* He's watching bạn too??? I thought it was just me... O_O'

ur high



look at me im smart

o uh.... well bạn see.... the con voi is mine... we have reason to believe your a zombie, he's observing bạn for symptoms..