Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. bạn look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank bạn *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...

A/N: Sorry for the absence, guys... I've been really busy as of late.

I woke up in a pitch-dark room. The first thing I heard were evil, scary voices.

“When shall we wake them up? The sleeping spell is sure to wear off soon…”

“Soon, Lord Discord. None of them should be awake yet…”

I felt a stirring bởi my side. I heard a yawn I had heard many times, through sleepovers and simply during the day.

“AJ?” I whispered tentatively.

Applejack opened her eyes, and the bright green emitted a soft glow. “Yeah, sugarcube. Where are—“

The memories came back to her. Her eyes widened and...

Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie tiếp theo to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...

The tiếp theo day, Silver Tune sat tiếp theo to Snow Flake and Coffee Crème in Art class. Coffee Crème was very excited. She loved art!

SF: I can see bạn like art class. *laughs*
CC: Of course I do! I tình yêu painting and drawing!
ST: Oh, you're a good drawer?
CC: *points at cutie mark*
ST: Well, duh. Haha.

The teacher smiled as she saw each student. She cleared her throat and grabbed a paper.

Teacher: Class! I have very exciting news!
ST: Oh no.. Not this again..
CC: What?
ST: *sigh* The Middle School Pr-
Teacher: The Middle School Prom is coming soon!
SF: *gasp* Yes!
ST: *rolls eyes*
CC: What's so bad about the...

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: bạn are. If bạn keep nghề viết văn that essay, bạn will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...

The tiếp theo morning, me, and Nikki got on a cargoship heading into Horseshoe vịnh, bay in Baltimare.

Nikki: I don't understand why a cargo ship is coming from Baltimare to here, and back. Won't ISIS get the supplies?
Sean: No. Those supplies go to the rebels fighting against ISIS. They get pretty good weapons as well.
Nikki: As long as they go to someone that ain't our enemy, I'm glad.

Wanna hear something ironic? Just as soon as we finished our conversation, three ISIS ponies were seen on the ship.

ISIS Pony: We're going to take the weapons before they can get loaded onto the ship.
ISIS ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: And...

When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P

P: bạn had to kill her! bạn couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where bạn can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what bạn know about a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Der cheif. He lấy trộm, đánh cắp money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and bạn need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*

Con then headed...

After Con crashed his car, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself tied to a chair in a abandoned warehouse.

Con: *Wakes up*
Der Cheif: Remember me?
Con: *Sees Der Cheif* What do bạn want?
Der Cheif: bạn took all my money, and I want it now. *Hits Con* Where is it?
Con: *Coughs*
Der Cheif: What was that? *Hits Con* I need to know where the money is.
Con: Go fuck yourself.
Der Cheif: *Hits Con, and kicks him*
Mr Black: *Arrives*
Der Cheif: Ah, sir. I was just about to ask him where the money was.
Mr. Black: No need for that. He doesn't know shit, so let him out.
Der Cheif: Sir-
Mr. Black:...

No, I'm not leaving forever, just for a few days. Starting today. Spring break starts today, and on Sunday, I will be at the New York City auto show. I'm going to see a lot of cool cars, and I'll post the pictures onto both my deviant art, and my club on this website.

Between now, and then, since episode 114 of Ponies On The Rails has been finished, I'll be giving myself thêm time to work on other người hâm mộ fictions.

By the time Monday arrives, I'll start working on episode 9 of Gran Turismo. OC's from CandyLover246, and AquaMarine6663 will be in this episode.

Thank bạn for taking the time to read...

How I became a Brony

I got bored so I thought I let bạn all know the full story of me becoming a Brony. Now first of all the first câu hỏi how cuốc đất, hoe people become Bronies are “How did bạn find out of this show?” Well this goes back to last October of 2011. I was at school, 4th period English Class. I sit with my two best Những người bạn in that class Stephen and Tristain. All three of us are in the 11th grade, all meet in the 8th grade. Now the three of us are nerds and weirdos (The good kind though….well, maybe not for Stephen but I am at lease.) Anyways during class we usually talk during we...

Pinkie Pie introduced Aqua Marine to Fluttershy, a quiet, soft-spoken mare, who raised animals. So after Aqua was introduced to Fluttershy, they went on to meet Rarity, the tailor of Ponyville. It seemed like ages before they had finally gotten out of there. Rarity had spent hours trying to think up a dashing outfit for her. “Hmm… no, I think this color of ribbon would go with this… oh! Maybe some nice silver ren on the sleeves… oops! Looks like I forgot to sew this part… now if bạn could just stay still, darling, I have to trim this and make it a bit shorter… humph! Where in Equestria...

Con & Charleen arrived at Golden Iris, well near it anyway.

Con: We gotta get inside the base.
Senia: But I won't let you!
Chopper pilot 1: We're here to assist you.
Senia: Gracias.
Con: *hits Senia*
Charleen: I can't watch. *closes eyes*
Con: *puts rope on Senia, and shoots pilot*

When the pilot was killed the chopper Mất tích control, and Senia went flying into a tree.

Con: She always did enjoy a good squeeze.
Charleen: How did bạn know about the rope?
Con: Saw it coming from the chopper. Lets go.
Boris: What do bạn want me to do?
0006: I want bạn to destroy any non mexican cities. They will be...

At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.

Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be Những người bạn with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just đã đưa ý kiến a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when bạn went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.

On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway,...

Episode 3: Red mui xe and the Outlaws #1 Review

[Warning! This review contains spoilers and swearing! Read at your own risk!]

Nick: Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Comic Talk! I’m Nick!

Sunset Shimmer: And I’m Sunset Shimmer!

Nick: Today, we’re going to look at a publication of DCs New 52, Red mui xe and the Outlaws!

Sunset Shimmer: This story starts with Roy Harper, aka Arsenal, being put into a prison in an unnamed middle eastern country.

Nick: It’s implied that he was helping some rebels overthrow a king, and then they turned on him.

Sunset Shimmer: Afterwards, a fat pastor...

Yuri - Leave me... here
Dan - *shoot* donw worry... *shoot griffon* everythink going be ok... TWILIGHT WE LOSING HIM GIVE HIM A SHOT!!! *get cover* oh hi RainbowDash
RainbowDash - bạn know Russian soldiers
Dan - They not from Army they from GEA ...
RainbowDash - What is this "GEA"
Dan - Global Equestria Army... We Fight with guy named *shoot griffons* Golden Horn...
RainbowDash - ok... and why griffons attacked us
Dan - He have ally with Griffons and he has a plug in them... named Gilda
RainbowDash - Gilda... Its my ex-friend
Dan - HOLY SHIT NUKE!!!!
From sky comes nuclear boomb
Dan - SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!...

Equestrian Side : GEA, United Kingdom, Sweden, Finland, USA, Poland, Spain and Grifons

Russian Side : Mongolia, China, South Korea, Lithunia, Portugalski and Italy

The War begin but not all joined it. Noone has alot of allies. Battles starter on Griffin coast, Baltic Nations and Spanish Island


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Griffins coast
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GS-2.9 Captain - Where the hell are reinfor ments...
GS-2.9 Private 1st Class - Dont know but I Russian refugees are Here to help.
Refugee Leader - Aeroplany!
Griffin Soldier - Bombardiers and assault planes!
GS-2.9 Captain - Sh- We need help NOW!

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Polish - Lithunian defence line.
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Polish...

The marriage took place at my house.

Pony 27: *Playing the organ*
Lewis: *Wearing a tuxedo, as he walks with Mackenzie*
Mackenzie: *Wearing a white wedding dress*
Bob: *Watching the wedding as he sits tiếp theo to Shawn*
Shawn: I just hope that reverend doesn't mention Celestia.
Bob: Shawn, it's a religious thing, he has to mention her.
Shawn: Celestia's overrated. Religious assholes treat her like the fucking president.
Pony 27: *Stops playing the organ, as Lewis, and Mackenzie are in position*
Reverend: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, for the marriage of Lewis Lee, and Mackenzie White. Will...

The airplane continued on until it reached Canterlot. Tara's army wasn't there yet.

Mirage: So, what do bạn want to do while we wait for Tara?
Con: We could go to another casino.
Fenix: And have us watch bạn play poker?
Con: I'll win the money, and chẻ, phân chia, split it with you.
Rain: bạn better.
Mirage: I'll play some poker too.

All four enter the Canterlot Casino, with Con, and Mirage ready to gamble.

Con: Alright. Good luck with your game.
Mirage: Thanks, bạn two.
Dealers: *deal cards*
Fenix: While those two are planning to throw away money, why don't we go check out the Sô cô la fountain
Rain: Hell yeah!...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting động vật to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain ngựa con, ngựa, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did bạn find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he lấy trộm, đánh cắp a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase....