I am Princess Luna. One of the two princesses that rule Equestria together in harmony. I control the shimmering night. Sparkling stars and the moon all together make a beautiful evening sky glow. Although, when I was a young pony, not a filly, I became jealous of my sister and her day. For her gorgeous sunny days were always consumed bởi ponies playing and they slept through my hard made night. My jealousy took over and turned me into an evil alicorn named Nightmare Moon. I still regret for what I've done. But, my sister used the Elements of Harmony against me and banished me to my moon. Living...

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience:...

It was another plain night on the moon, where Luna was located. She sighed and said, ''Why couldn't I have been loyal to my sister? Why did she send me to the moon?'' She lied her head down and thought,''Why am I like this...''. She looked up to the stars and saw a constellation. It looked like Princess Celestia. A tear rolled down from Luna's eye, wanting to start over. Then she saw a shooting ngôi sao go bởi and wished,''I wish that I can reunite with my sister...''.

''Princess Celestia!'' One of the royal guards shouted. ''What is it?'' Princess Celestia questioned. ''Princess Luna is returning...

It was a beautiful ngày in Ponyville, where everypony was doing their business, whether it be talking, working, shopping, hoặc anything else, including a walk in the park. Twilight Sparkle was also taking a walk with the other 5 towards the Everfree Forest only to go to Zecora's hut. "Okay, girls," Twilight began. "We're going to Zecora's to ask if she would be available for a luncheon with the Queen." What is she going on about, bạn may ask? Well, Queen Luna had invited some guests over for a luncheon and to have a good time together. The ponies invited were the Mane 6, Pipsqueak, the rulers...

I am happy to announce, that the tiếp theo roleplay in the Grand Theft Ponies series will be starting soon. It will take place in St. Foalis during the present.

Here's the danh sách of cars, trucks, and xe mô tô that will be featured in the RP.

2013 Alton NSX: link

2011 Aston Maretin 1-Seventy Seven: link

2015 Aston Maretin Advancer: link

1963 Aston Maretin DP5: link

2013 Aston Maretin DP9: link

2015 Bender Moosoo: link

2011 Beyond OC: link

2016 Bino Concept: link

1975 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1970 Canterlot GMO: link

2007 Canterlot Hive: link

1995 Chevronet Ambulance: link

1938 Chevronet Bate: link

1955 Chevronet...

zim pov

i was at my house and GIR was watching his hiển thị i went to my lab i was working on my homework then i fell sleep later i woke up it feel diff. in the house and i not in my lab and i look myself and i was a pony.

"ahhhhh"

then GIR came in he was a ngựa con, ngựa, pony too

"hi zim"

"hello gir"

i went outside i saw ponys then a màu hồng, hồng ngựa con, ngựa, pony came up to me

"hi new ngựa con, ngựa, pony what's your name and my name is pinkie pie"

"my name is invader zim and i am a irken"

"what's a irken"

"a ailen"

"oooh ok follow me zim and meet my friends"

i saw her Những người bạn in a house

"hey everbody meet zim"

"hello zim"

"what the i never seen bạn before...

The cast for this episode of Celebrity Jeopardy is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Scott Eastwood (The son of Clint Eastwood)
and Blaze as Tom Hanks

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Since the current tháng is October, most of our categories will be related to Halloween. With that said, let's take a look at the board. Tom Hanks is in third place with negative 84,000 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I've been in show...

I've seen some people put các bài viết like this, so I thought why not shouldn't I. These 3 ponies are my yêu thích from the Show. bạn may be surprised bởi the last two. Enjoy.

Princess Luna: Princess Luna is the best alicorn. She knows how to have fun. On Nightmare Night, she was trying to have fun and not scare them. She has such beautiful mane màu sắc and her eyes are magical. Princess Luna is my yêu thích princess.

Rarity: Rarity is dashing. She is the most beautiful ngựa con, ngựa, pony in Ponyvillle that I have seen. She is generous, like when she offered to make their Gala Dresses. She also sometimes helps her...

She stared silently out the window, it took the guards a lot of hassle to get her in there. She never expected to lose he mind like this, she was just an innocent school teacher.
It was time for her weekly shots, they entered with caution and left the door open just in case. The first guard took out a syringe ready to impale her, but she was nowhere to be found. The một giây guard looked under her bed, "SHE`S GONE!!! MS. CHEERELIEE`S GONE!!!" the first guard shook his head. They left the room. As soon as they closed the door, it was too late. The teacher snapped the một giây one`s neck, then...

Part One:


B.B.B.F.F.

[Twilight Sparkle]

When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly
To see how many other ponies I could meet
I had my sách to read, didn't know that I would ever need
Other ponies to make my life complete

But there was one súng colt, con trăn, colt that I cared for
I knew he would be there for me

My big brother, best friend forever!
Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together

He taught me how to fly a cánh diều
(Best friend forever!)
We never had a single fight
(We did everything together!)
We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams
I miss him thêm than I realized
It seems......

I was in class, listening as the teacher was giving a lesson on fractions. Then, the principal came in. "Good morning." She said. "Good Morning." The class replied. "I will need to take some students to room 15 so bạn can take some testing. I will need Jessica, Kolby, Tyler..." the principal went on. I stood listening. When she as finished with the list, they walked to room 15. "OK, class. Since we are unable to finish the lesson, I will take out some art supplies for bạn to get creative." My teacher said. I went up to the bàn where he was setting paper and crayons. I got a piece of paper...

Mirage stopped his car, and tip toed toward the corner of the tường of rocks to see if the others stopped.

Mirage: It's all clea- AGH!
Sean: What happened? Engine trouble?
Fluttershy: Did bạn run out of gas?
Mirage: No, it's one of my tires.
Pinkie Pie: Was it?
Mirage: Ok fine! I tried to trick bạn all.
Spike: We're not getting anywhere doing this.
Sean: Yeah, why don't we all get in our cars, and discuss this where no one will see us?
Spike: I'm with him.

At a police station far away

police ponies: Where's captain Culpepper?
secretary: He's in his office.
Culpepper: *walks out of office* Alright,...

Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! bạn overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are bạn talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told bạn that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: xin chào Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

"Sleepover! Sleepover! SLEEPOVER!!!" The yellow filly yelled as she jumped around Twilight, as if she was on a trampoline. "Not until the house is clean!" Twilight shouted, and that shout was loud enough to push Applebloom to the ground. Applebloom sighed, knowing that cleaning wasn't fun, "Fine, I'll help clean..." the young ngựa con, ngựa, pony đã đưa ý kiến with an attitude. Twilight turned to Spike, "Are bạn gonna help too?" But the purple dragon was already fast asleep on the floor, tired from a busy day. "Oh, Spike." The unicorn đã đưa ý kiến joyfully. She generated the magic of her horn to hold Spike in mid-air, and...

Tareq, and Brett made excellent time on their journey to Santa Fe. They had to stop at Flagstaff to drop off a few freight cars.

Tareq: Wanna call the conductor for me?
Brett: Sure. *Picks up the receiver* We're approaching Flagstaff. Tareq's gonna apply the brakes so we can make our first stop, and drop off those boxcars.
Conductor: I copy.
Tareq: *Struggling with the brakes*
Brett: Is something wrong?
Tareq: The brakes aren't responding!
Brett: *Talks to the conductor* We got a problem! Tareq can't apply the brakes!
Conductor: Dammit! The yardmaster đã đưa ý kiến it was working fine!
Tareq: *Looking at the...

(Note: This is told from Light Speed's point of view.)

Today was the day. It was the race. I had been training all week. I was pumped, with my number card on my back,(I was number 8, out of 10) I was ready to run. And with my best friend Electra cheering me on, I was sure I could win. But I suppose I should start at the beginning...

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I was unicorn, with a unicorn family, living in Canterlot. My relatives had soft, pastel colors, but I had loud, dynamic colors. A red, wind-blown, glossy mane and tail, and pure, dark blue eyes. And yellow hooves that contrasted...

Harry has been waiting in his apartment for fourty five minutes. Then, somepony was knocking on his door.

Harry: Yeah?
??: *Knocks on door six times*
Harry: *Pointing gun at door* Come on in.
Briggs: *Opens door, and looks at gun* I don't like looking in one of those things.
Harry: *Puts gun away*
Briggs: Where's the bomb?
Harry: It's on the dresser.
Briggs: *Looks at dresser, and takes bomb* This could have activated when bạn opened your mailbox door. We have to get this down at police headquarters, and fast.

So they both walked out of Harry's room, and toward Brigg's car.

Briggs: Would bạn mind...

Song: link

May 8, 2006

Lewis: *On a giường doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!

Next day

Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*

Next day

Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*

My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...

Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back to the store, and get different silencers,...