God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the một giây i đăng lên it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful ngày in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a ngẫu nhiên gay thought suddenly popped up in her màu hồng, hồng head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Những người bạn is gay", Pinkie đã đưa ý kiến out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity đã đưa ý kiến when she saw her house get rekt bởi the màu hồng, hồng horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how hoạt hình work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be thêm than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th tường 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid hiển thị i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, hoặc even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our trước đó generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid tác giả can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her màu hồng, hồng 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our màu sắc are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male ngựa anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful ngày in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a ngẫu nhiên gay thought suddenly popped up in her màu hồng, hồng head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Những người bạn is gay", Pinkie đã đưa ý kiến out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity đã đưa ý kiến when she saw her house get rekt bởi the màu hồng, hồng horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how hoạt hình work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be thêm than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th tường 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid hiển thị i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, hoặc even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our trước đó generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid tác giả can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her màu hồng, hồng 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our màu sắc are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male ngựa anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep
Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log lều, cabin in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a nhà để xe tiếp theo to his house.
Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just di chuyển that here, and di chuyển this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his Những người bạn on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.
Song: link
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Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just di chuyển that here, and di chuyển this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his Những người bạn on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.
Song: link
Big Tire and Silverado...
What to expect in this episode.
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
---
Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
---
Tim: *Gets punched three times bởi a blue unicorn. He gets punched one thêm time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
cầu vồng Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
---
Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
---
Tim: *Gets punched three times bởi a blue unicorn. He gets punched one thêm time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
cầu vồng Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.
Tim: bạn wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.
Julia: Do bạn enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do bạn think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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Tim: bạn wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
Tim's Viper
Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.
Julia: Do bạn enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do bạn think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
Larry Wilcox is on the left and Erik Estrada is on the right
Why is G4 so special?
I wish I knew.
But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the Người vận chuyển franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.
I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way thêm famish than G3.
And with out faces like "this"
Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.
I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.
All I know is that even the target...
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I wish I knew.
But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the Người vận chuyển franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.
I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way thêm famish than G3.
And with out faces like "this"
Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.
I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.
All I know is that even the target...
