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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the một giây i đăng lên it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful ngày in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a ngẫu nhiên gay thought suddenly popped up in her màu hồng, hồng head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Những người bạn is gay", Pinkie đã đưa ý kiến out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.

Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,

"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.

link Rarity đã đưa ý kiến when she saw her house get rekt bởi the màu hồng, hồng horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"

"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"

*sad violin music*

*Pinkie cries*

*Pinkie sobs*

"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"

Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"

Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how hoạt hình work.

"Rarity go out with me!!!"

"Y?"

"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be thêm than friendship with u!"

"............"

"PLEAASEEEE!!"

"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"

"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"

"Wat? This wat?"

"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th tường 2????//??"

"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"

"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid hiển thị i give up))

"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, hoặc even Twinerd?????"

"Lol idk"

"And y shud i listen to u?!"

Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇

"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.

Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."

"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"

"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"



"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our trước đó generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"

"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"



"And THIS 2:"



Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"

link

"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid tác giả can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"

Rarity begun to think her màu hồng, hồng 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our màu sắc are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."

"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male ngựa anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"

"PINKIE!!11!!"

"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"

Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"

"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"

"Whatevr idc ok!"

"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"

"zOMG yea!"

Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.

"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.

They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.

And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.

THE END
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th bài viết on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks táo, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the sách I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because bạn know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV hiển thị called M*A*S*H, at least...
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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, bạn don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. bạn gotta make sure...
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ti vi shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the danh sách is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop hiển thị they liked, and here are the các câu trả lời we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes bạn think I'd watch a hiển thị about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police tình yêu their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for thêm land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, hoặc mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do bạn feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no bình luận at the time.
Reporter: Why did bạn let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her ngày in and out.I know bạn guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and bạn guys are going to hate me thêm saying this. If bạn think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when bạn think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know bạn guys hate me bởi now so I'm ending the bài viết here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with màu hồng, hồng curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter bọc Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several trái cam, màu da cam butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a màu hồng, hồng mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of màu hồng, hồng hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton kẹo is a màu hồng, hồng ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a dark màu hồng, hồng mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great ngày in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm thêm powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, bạn will do as I say, hoặc you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired cầu vồng Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I đã đưa ý kiến the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The ngày came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her Những người bạn đã đưa ý kiến I was the tiếp theo element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have bạn been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did bạn check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. chịu, gấu with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for táo, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to bạn about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't bạn talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if bạn talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want bạn to know that I'm fine with bạn seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: bạn got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned bởi two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than bạn my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of bạn to say Burt.
Bob: So what do bạn plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely di chuyển back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of âm nhạc was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of âm nhạc are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a âm bass, tiếng bass, bass cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated bởi anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, bạn haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became được ưa chuộng for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of âm nhạc is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was được ưa chuộng with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: tiếp theo to dubstep, this is the best type of âm nhạc to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have bạn ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, bạn are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, hoặc evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, hoặc to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the các câu trả lời can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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