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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Five days later at Vin De Set

Lewis: *With Bob, and Shawn*

When bạn go to a place to have dinner, but end up having to go there for a drug bust, it usually puts bạn in a foul mood. Today, it wasn't like that. If bạn thought the bàn clerk at the police station was hot, bạn should have seen all of the mares hanging out at Vin De Set.

Bob: Hey, she's got a nice pair of eyes.
Shawn: They're bright enough to light up The Gateway Arch.

After our drug bust, we got some time to kill, and decided to spend it, on the mares. Or, that's what I thought at least.

Lewis: *Walking towards two hot mares*
Leonard: *Steps in front of Lewis, looking unhappy* We need to talk. *Goes outside with Lewis*
Lewis: Is everything okay?
Leonard: No, I need your help with something. Do bạn know a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Benjamin Guarino?
Lewis: No. I don't.
Leonard: Shit.
Lewis: What's the matter?
Leonard: He's been reported missing, and nopony seems to know where he went.
Lewis: Did bạn ask Shawn, hoặc Bob?
Leonard: No. Should I?
Lewis: No, I thought bạn already asked them. Maybe bạn would have gotten thêm info.
Leonard: Those two may not know anything, but I think I know some other ponies that'll know. We gotta find him Lewis, and fast.
Lewis: Okay.
Leonard: *Leaves*
Lewis: *Walks back into Vin De Set*

At the train yard, where they buried Benjamin.

Lewis: *Covering his nose as Bob, and Shawn dig closer to Benjamin's body* Ugh, it smells bad! Can bạn hurry it up bạn two?
Bob: *Joking* No, I don't think so.
Lewis: Don't fuck around Bob! This is serious!!
Bob: Alright alright, take it easy. You're gonna get us arrested if bạn keep talking that loud.
Shawn: *Stops digging* I found a hoof.
Bob: I found his head. *Digs thêm dirt off of Benjamin* I think we can try to pull him up now. Ready?
Shawn: *Pulls Benjamin up with Bob*
Bob: Okay, good. Where did bạn say we were going to put him?
Lewis: In the Mississippi River. And Shawn?
Shawn: Yeah?
Lewis: I'd go for a different brand of weapons for the time being, if I were you.

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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two phút mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot thêm FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that các câu trả lời our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* bạn ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the tiếp theo Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did bạn know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved bạn after bạn got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called bạn for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
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FI - Good news boys I found bạn a gent and mare to tham gia bạn up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied hoặc set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. bạn will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to bạn in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do bạn want to talk...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the ngựa con, ngựa, pony passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 77: *Talks on the...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with cầu vồng Dash at the lâu đài in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: bởi teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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Spike: [sighs] bạn know the worst thing about bạn being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to bạn for Lời khuyên about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: bạn know, 'cause bạn used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are bạn talking about? I had good Những người bạn in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any các bức ảnh from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. bạn know how we put bạn as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need bạn your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem hoặc a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed bởi any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: bạn know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, hoặc terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. bạn don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't bạn the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings bạn here?.. All out of bánh doughnut in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then bạn might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do bạn want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing bởi a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, bạn have parked too close to a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says bạn have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)