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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Five days later at Vin De Set

Lewis: *With Bob, and Shawn*

When bạn go to a place to have dinner, but end up having to go there for a drug bust, it usually puts bạn in a foul mood. Today, it wasn't like that. If bạn thought the bàn clerk at the police station was hot, bạn should have seen all of the mares hanging out at Vin De Set.

Bob: Hey, she's got a nice pair of eyes.
Shawn: They're bright enough to light up The Gateway Arch.

After our drug bust, we got some time to kill, and decided to spend it, on the mares. Or, that's what I thought at least.

Lewis: *Walking towards two hot mares*
Leonard: *Steps in front of Lewis, looking unhappy* We need to talk. *Goes outside with Lewis*
Lewis: Is everything okay?
Leonard: No, I need your help with something. Do bạn know a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Benjamin Guarino?
Lewis: No. I don't.
Leonard: Shit.
Lewis: What's the matter?
Leonard: He's been reported missing, and nopony seems to know where he went.
Lewis: Did bạn ask Shawn, hoặc Bob?
Leonard: No. Should I?
Lewis: No, I thought bạn already asked them. Maybe bạn would have gotten thêm info.
Leonard: Those two may not know anything, but I think I know some other ponies that'll know. We gotta find him Lewis, and fast.
Lewis: Okay.
Leonard: *Leaves*
Lewis: *Walks back into Vin De Set*

At the train yard, where they buried Benjamin.

Lewis: *Covering his nose as Bob, and Shawn dig closer to Benjamin's body* Ugh, it smells bad! Can bạn hurry it up bạn two?
Bob: *Joking* No, I don't think so.
Lewis: Don't fuck around Bob! This is serious!!
Bob: Alright alright, take it easy. You're gonna get us arrested if bạn keep talking that loud.
Shawn: *Stops digging* I found a hoof.
Bob: I found his head. *Digs thêm dirt off of Benjamin* I think we can try to pull him up now. Ready?
Shawn: *Pulls Benjamin up with Bob*
Bob: Okay, good. Where did bạn say we were going to put him?
Lewis: In the Mississippi River. And Shawn?
Shawn: Yeah?
Lewis: I'd go for a different brand of weapons for the time being, if I were you.

2 B Continued
The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....
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Scootaloo and her two Những người bạn were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even thêm can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's cầu vồng Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS tình yêu you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your một giây mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would bạn three shut the hell...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Trixie. Trixie was a hiển thị off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic thêm than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any thêm of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some thực phẩm and some water. She walked to a small ngựa con, ngựa, pony village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some bánh nướng nhỏ shoutouts, so if bạn haven't read Cupcakes, please do. các bình luận will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement bởi the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie đã đưa ý kiến she was sorry, her expression đã đưa ý kiến a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the trước đó installment, its based on creepypastas, thêm specifically Jeff the Killer. Please bình luận and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a đi văng she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until bạn all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies bạn opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until bạn all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first bài viết based on my opinion. If bạn want me to write another bài viết on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in câu hỏi right now: Cloppers

Yes bạn heard me cloppers. If bạn don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If bạn notice there is a clopper, why should that bother bạn in anyway? It's...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done bởi Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No ngựa con, ngựa, pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead bởi cầu vồng Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead bởi a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead bởi Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead bởi John who somehow survived being killed bởi a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead bởi an alicorn named Fuku,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by karinabrony
added by tinkerbell66799
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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ngẫu nhiên dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless bài viết of ngẫu nhiên Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our yêu thích party pony, Pinkie Pie. This bài viết interlocks with the trước đó one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the tiếp theo few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth tường breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor