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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Papa Boule
Papa Boule
Papa Boule was a short tempered 69 năm old stallion. He stopped his train at the station, and someone else was taking over for him.

Pony: *Putting oil on the engine*
Papa Boule: *Notices this, and walks towards him* Don't just slap the oil on anywhere dammit! *Takes the oil can* Look where the hell you're putting it! *Putting oil on the running gear* This machine was running before bạn were born. *Stops putting on oil* She's like a woman. *Rubs the running gear with a rag, spreading the oil around* If bạn don't treat her just the right way, she'll make your life miserable. Do it right for god's sake. *Gives him the oil can* I'll be back to check, and remember, a grease job is not a bath! *Walks across the street, and into a cafe*
Conductor: *Walking past eight Nazi ponies. Once he passes them, he goes into the cafe, and towards Papa Boule who is at the counter* Papa.
Papa Boule: Ugh. *Walks away from the counter, and to a table*
Conductor: The cup. *Holding a metal bottle of coffee*
Waiter: *Puts a cup on the counter*
Conductor: *Looks behind him* I see Labiche has finally được trao bạn a train.
Papa Boule: *Looks at the conductor, then out the window*
Conductor: And all the way to Germaneigh.
Papa Boule: Some train. bạn see any artillery? hoặc a load that makes a stallion feel important? Will it change the war? Nah. The important shipment goes to the front!
Conductor: Boule. *Goes to the bàn with his coffee bottle, and cup, and sits down tiếp theo to him* Have bạn read what's in those crates?
Papa Boule: I don't believe anything they write! Open a crate, you'll find champagne, perfume! hoặc anything else they lấy trộm, đánh cắp from us!
Conductor: I've been talking to one of the truck drivers. They really are paintings.
Papa Boule: So what?
Conductor: Million dollar art. Picasso, Braque, Renoir.
Papa Boule: *Happy* Renoir. I used to know a mare who modeled for Renoir. She smelled of paint.
Conductor: Boule. bạn are a good engineer, they told me so. But bạn must be careful. Champagne, and perfume can be replaced, but not art. These paintings are important.
Papa Boule: *His smile disappears* Really?
Conductor: The glory of France!
Papa Boule: The glory of France.
Schmidt: *Walks into the cafe, and looks at Papa Boule* Are bạn the engineer?
Papa Boule: *Referring to the conductor* Does he look like an engineer?
Schmidt: bạn will not leave the station tonight. bạn will stand bởi your engine. Ready to leave in a moment's notice. *Walking away*
Papa Boule: Ja mien Corporal.
Schmidt: *Turns around, and is offended. He says nothing, and leaves*
Papa Boule: Check.
Conductor: bạn be careful how bạn speak to them.
Papa Boule: I'm too old to be careful. *Drinks his coffee* The glory of France.
Conductor: *Pours his coffee into his cup, and drinks it*
Papa Boule: *Pays the waiter for his coffee* Give me the change in franc pieces.
Waiter: *Puts four francs on the counter*
Papa Boule: *Puts all four of them into his pocket*

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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until bạn all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't bạn dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat bạn up, that's all....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten thêm laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do bạn think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a một phút later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, bạn get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank bạn so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do bạn still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...
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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a di chuyển on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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 Jenny Fivel
Jenny Fivel
after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i đã đưa ý kiến nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised bởi the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The tiếp theo ngày our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot thêm about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will hiển thị bạn them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and cầu vồng Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of cầu vồng Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Oh, of course bạn had to beat me up! Why couldn't bạn have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat bạn up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no ngựa con, ngựa, pony get beat up?...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 SnowFlake
SnowFlake
In Equestria... One ngày is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 Những người bạn who wants to be a warriors...


ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: bạn forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So bạn from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on bạn guys.
Sean: I'll meet bạn there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: bạn always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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 "Are bạn bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
cầu vồng Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet táo, apple Acres. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ đã đưa ý kiến to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus đã đưa ý kiến excitedly. It didn't take long before cầu vồng Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer ngựa con, ngựa, pony asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if bạn can holler, then get back to it" táo, apple đã đưa ý kiến to her. ," are bạn bucking joking?!" RD đã đưa ý kiến as if surprised. "Yep, bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard bạn worked every day" rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought bạn wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to hiển thị due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that cầu vồng Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza, bánh pizza do bạn want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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Several phút after beating up Diamond Tiara, rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that bạn beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean bạn can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few phút after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: bạn two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. bạn better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't bạn use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting bạn guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist ngựa con, ngựa, pony 4: *drives...
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 Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the một giây story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky đã đưa ý kiến ,"I think we should di chuyển towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the phòng bếp, nhà bếp on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy ngựa con, ngựa, pony that escaped the battle. It only...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and cầu vồng Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't bạn three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire súng at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One ngày she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a súng colt, con trăn, colt hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are bạn going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are bạn jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a vàng pocket watch and if bạn looked closely, bạn could...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, việt quất, blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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