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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If bạn couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the phim chiếu rạp fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are bạn f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Người dơi is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" hoặc "gritty" in the slightest!

Another HUGE problem is Người dơi vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all bởi critics. So DC decided to put Người dơi in the tiếp theo movie, making Siêu nhân vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:

#1 - Siêu nhân doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - Người dơi has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa

Also, do bạn know who else is going to be in the Người dơi vs Siêu nhân movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are bạn juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.

Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic cầu vồng as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are bạn laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are bạn doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes bạn think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want bạn to do.
Thomas: I thought bạn đã đưa ý kiến there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want bạn to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe bạn lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, bạn go on one side of the net, and the rest of bạn stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws bóng chuyền to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond chó got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair ngựa con, ngựa, pony fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if bạn don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!...
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1: PINKIE PIE:
I kinda hated her at first, but the voice that began as annoying slowly started growing on me, and after seeing Baby Cakes for the first time (back when I first started watching, and I did so in order, after finding good sights) I started realising how everything about her makes bạn want to hug her, and her cuteness level never stopped sense..

2: cầu vồng DASH:
She never use to be someone I considered as cute.
But when I started making those video (only ones left around are on my club) I started realising how adorable she is when bạn don't have sound on.

3: SCOOTALOO:
Like Dash...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal phiếu bầu that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the phiếu bầu bởi other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting bạn to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help bạn with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of bạn to prepare...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. bạn don't sound too well. Are bạn okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling bạn earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: bạn do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This ngày just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see bạn when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to bạn about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell bạn what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, cầu vồng Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at cầu vồng Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't bạn be Những người bạn with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Những người bạn with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna hiển thị the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The đào ngựa con, ngựa, pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, bạn know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that bạn quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never đã đưa ý kiến anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess bạn should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: bạn should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. bạn could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for bạn to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three phút later. “Wow, how did bạn manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, cầu vồng Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: bạn must of been counting your blessings Chimney. bạn made bail.


Patrol board member: Do bạn believe, in your best judgment, that bạn have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like bạn can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, bạn let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out bạn two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, bạn have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. bạn could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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