On The Block Episode 5 Part 5 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: bạn are. If bạn keep nghề viết văn that essay, bạn will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why are we doing something related to English class, when we are supposed to be doing math problems?
Lauren: Better yet, why do we learn about these things with somepony that insults bạn 24/7?
Gary: That's what I've been doing to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What? bạn didn't know that calling somepony an idiot was insulting?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I was just messing around. I didn't mean it.
Lauren: Let's not forget yesterday, when bạn đã đưa ý kiến I smelled like shit. I told bạn I got offended, and bạn said, *Talking like Gary* Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: That was a terrible impression of Gary.
Gary: What about me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: This is how to do it properly. *Clears her throat, and sounds exactly like Tom Hanks* Lauren, bạn smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: That didn't sound anything like me either.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, do bạn see who I have to put up with over here?
Ms. Schultz: Get better perfume.
Audience: *Laughing*

Saten Twist walks in the classroom.

Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: I didn't do anything yet. Hold your applause until I actually do something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why are bạn here?
Saten Twist: I'm feeling better after being in that baseball game with *Sees Lauren* Aina, you're here too?
Lauren: Aina? Who's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Twist-
Saten Twist: Don't call me that. There's a very bad ngựa con, ngựa, pony with that name, and my name is Saten Twist.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Whatever. Aren't bạn supposed to be in the Celestia skit in the tiếp theo part of this episode?
Saten Twist: No, we're doing a musical instead.
James: Hah! Gaaaaaaay!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: James, what did I tell bạn about saying that word?
James: Your mother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Before I go, *Looks at James* Your mother is so fat, that she needs a máy trục, cần cẩu to go upstairs. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: A your mother joke?
Gary: Was he for real?
James: I heard better insults from my baby brother.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Applejack's Double Life part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do bạn suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want bạn to write. bạn ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. bạn have made us vượt qua, cross for the...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Season 2, Episode 1, part 1: Rise of the Tyrant

posted by Thunderhorse007

Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we tham gia them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do bạn have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...

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hedgehog in ponyville 8 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped bởi Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, hoặc I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 3 part 1: War

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King rắn hổ mang and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, bởi the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Những người bạn captured bởi King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...

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The Seven Up's Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice

Why don't we go check on cơm, gạo Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let bạn go, after we get our money.

The tiếp theo morning,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can bạn check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are bạn Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised bạn have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? hiển thị yourself!...

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The last solstice - Chapter 21: Breakthrough - Part 2.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.

While Celestia poured the strong black trà into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to di chuyển very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 2, part 1 A New Order

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held bởi Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both tình yêu and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Công chúa tóc xù enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we tham gia them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are bạn not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...

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Curse of Equestria E1P1 (Trailer too)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria năm 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story

CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...

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Grudge - Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

posted by NocturnalMirage

Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown quần áo, áo choàng which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do bạn see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. thêm serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a ngựa con, ngựa, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The New Era... PART 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

On Battlefield (ok thêm on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* quả anh đào, anh đào and Tulip... congratulations bạn have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What bạn gonna do
FireDash...

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The Succubus pt.1

posted by mariofan14

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great ngày in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. bởi day, they would be filled with energy. bởi night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: bạn shall work with cầu vồng Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want bạn two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with bạn all the way.

So the two of us went toward a cửa hàng that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, bạn steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 6 prt. 2 Pintail's fight

posted by Dragon4322

Pintail behind armoured car

As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window.
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin.
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the một giây story to take out his heavy machine gun and open ngọn lửa, chữa cháy at the armored car.
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to di chuyển the tháp nhỏ, tháp pháo and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action súng trường and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun bởi a few feet.

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 5 Scootaloo's midnight escape

posted by Dragon4322

Rainbow Dash in corner

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" cầu vồng Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the trái cam, màu da cam filly says to her sister. "And! .....if bạn get out of giường I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus đã đưa ý kiến with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her cầu vồng sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the trước đó H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so cầu vồng Dash appeared,...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after đọc creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 yêu thích ponies

posted by btflash

Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a danh sách of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I tình yêu music. It's my absolute yêu thích part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this danh sách rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical âm nhạc rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any ngựa con, ngựa, pony that would attempt...