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Clancker's bài viết on Cloppers. (contains mature content)

posted by clancker1223

Ok. This is my first bài viết based on my opinion. If bạn want me to write another bài viết on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in câu hỏi right now: Cloppers

Yes bạn heard me cloppers. If bạn don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If bạn notice there is a clopper, why should that bother bạn in anyway? It's their opinion, not yours. Just ignore there opinion and stop complaining about it.

And before anyone asks, yes I am a clopper. And I am proud of it.

Plus, "Oh, cloppers are into bestiality!", are bạn f****ng serious? Why the hell would anyony be into bestiality? That is disgusting! Being a clopper myself, this makes so damn angry.

Why do cloppers like ngựa con, ngựa, pony porn? Because it is sexy. We find the Rule 34 artwork very attracting. The way bronies transform the characters into sexy women, hoặc anthrofying, is amazing.

So go ahead, hate because I'm a clopper. It ain't gonna change my actions.

Phew! I ended up nghề viết văn thêm than I expected for my first article. thêm coming soon. Maybe...

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jordy_dash Well I don't judge i just think they shouldn't show pictures on sites where children will be on like some that posted on here... Scarred for life.... But anyway i respect you for coming out and saying the reasons why! You are a boss!

alinah_09 ^i agree,i was honestly going to comment more maturely in that Clopper poll,since people do have rights to have favorites,i overreacted because i got scarred for life the first time this happened,and i did not like it one bit...i was going to say some realization comment to the poll but i held down on that thought when i new clopper came,and a rude one too...and since,he/she ignored the peace treaty the captain gave,we went to the offensive and like Jordy said,there are children here too and none of us want for them to be scarred like us...Thank you very much for being honest about your thoughts and also for being mature about it *bows*

jordy_dash ^well we can all work in harmony now! So yay! Monkey PARTY! *dresses as a monkey and dances*

alinah_09 ^ XD well...time for the lazy song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several thêm ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Giải cứu thế giới tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - xin chào I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if bạn hit it book he is down and bạn win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

added by windwakerguy430

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform bạn that Eggman keeps attacking more, and thêm of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have thêm bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: (facebook, joyreactor)

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: (facebook, joyreactor)

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that tình yêu cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal đường phố, street racers, hoặc cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when bạn go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if bạn take a look at the map, bạn will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are ngọn lửa, chữa cháy departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, được ưa chuộng for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

CHiPs 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: bạn tình yêu it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope bạn don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, tiếp theo to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. tiếp theo your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do bạn three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia ngựa con, ngựa, pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia ngựa con, ngựa, pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next ngày

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There bạn are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together bởi love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, tình yêu would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's tìm kiếm for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes bạn realize that everybody is...

Discord

added by glelsey

Source: Themrock @ DeviantART

On The Block Episode 16 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me bạn have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...

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Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will bạn look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now bạn find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...

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The story of Black Snow: Chapter 1

posted by jordy_dash

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote bởi Jordy_Dash, thiết kế of Black Snow bởi Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in ngựa con, ngựa, pony ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's áo, áo khoác and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my áo, áo khoác was a snow white and my...