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Ok. This is my first bài viết based on my opinion. If bạn want me to write another bài viết on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in câu hỏi right now: Cloppers

Yes bạn heard me cloppers. If bạn don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If bạn notice there is a clopper, why should that bother bạn in anyway? It's their opinion, not yours. Just ignore there opinion and stop complaining about it.

And before anyone asks, yes I am a clopper. And I am proud of it.

Plus, "Oh, cloppers are into bestiality!", are bạn f****ng serious? Why the hell would anyony be into bestiality? That is disgusting! Being a clopper myself, this makes so damn angry.

Why do cloppers like ngựa con, ngựa, pony porn? Because it is sexy. We find the Rule 34 artwork very attracting. The way bronies transform the characters into sexy women, hoặc anthrofying, is amazing.

So go ahead, hate because I'm a clopper. It ain't gonna change my actions.


Phew! I ended up nghề viết văn thêm than I expected for my first article. thêm coming soon. Maybe...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see bạn again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did bạn start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a đám mây of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Những người bạn don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and thêm time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: bạn got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned bởi two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than bạn my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of bạn to say Burt.
Bob: So what do bạn plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely di chuyển back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my cái gối, gối
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie đã đưa ý kiến that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, bạn gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt bạn
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: bạn want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best ngựa con, ngựa, pony we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something bạn got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well bạn can't just stop him, and arrest him. bạn got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger đã đưa ý kiến evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded bởi biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered bởi this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather hoặc not she REALLY thought it was funny, hoặc was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with thêm anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, bởi Dash's tail.

"Give me a break bạn two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, cầu vồng Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years cách đây when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly tim, trái tim broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't chịu, gấu it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This ngựa con, ngựa, pony warmed his tim, trái tim and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the lâu đài gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of bạn who have been here for an extended period of time... can't bạn feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a năm ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the diễn đàn section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new số phiếu bầu hoặc câu hỏi kiểm tra questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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