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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and cầu vồng Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash bạn made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was được trao this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other ngựa con, ngựa, pony that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.

Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.

Zecora: Are bạn guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and bạn can feel free to leave whenever bạn want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
cầu vồng Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
cầu vồng Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.

Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. bạn guys have really clean floors.
cầu vồng Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.

Then suddenly, another ngựa con, ngựa, pony that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.

FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. bạn try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
cầu vồng Dash: I'm cầu vồng Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: cầu vồng Dash don't talk like that!
cầu vồng Dash: Well If I don't sound like cầu vồng Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
cầu vồng Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes cầu vồng Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, bạn make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if bạn wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
cầu vồng Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!

And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, bạn look just like me, but bạn sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is bạn from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.

Meanwhile with me, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

cầu vồng Dash: xin chào look, it's the other version of Sweet táo, apple Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green ngựa con, ngựa, pony on the rocking chair?
cầu vồng Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't bạn think that ngựa con, ngựa, pony with cầu vồng Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards cầu vồng Dash, and Applejack*
cầu vồng Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
cầu vồng Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if bạn two could hang out, hoặc help out?
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.

We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.

FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
cầu vồng Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
cầu vồng Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are bạn spies? What have bạn done with my friends?! *hits cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here bởi accident! We're really from another world!!

Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.

Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, hoặc have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises bạn to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and cầu vồng Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of cầu vồng Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Oh, of course bạn had to beat me up! Why couldn't bạn have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat bạn up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no ngựa con, ngựa, pony get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*

The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.

FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons bạn want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, hoặc my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she di chuyển like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings bạn to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! hoặc a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, bạn have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, hoặc bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what bạn want.

Meanwhile

RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things bạn enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told bạn not to attack them!!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's cầu vồng Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're thêm smarter then the cầu vồng Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did bạn get that?
FIM cầu vồng Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!

Back at Sweet táo, apple Acres

RDP cầu vồng Dash: *wakes up* xin chào Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet táo, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: cầu vồng Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get bạn free *unties cầu vồng Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are bạn doing?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank bạn Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP cầu vồng Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: So they're at Sweet táo, apple Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do bạn want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Những người bạn after we get back.

Then suddenly thêm bullets hit the tường near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who đã đưa ý kiến we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: bạn are in a military air space, bạn must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If bạn didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With cầu vồng Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, bạn two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated bởi most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM cầu vồng Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who đã đưa ý kiến we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: bạn just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM cầu vồng Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: bạn made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let bạn escape?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would bạn tell them that?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP cầu vồng Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP cầu vồng Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She đã đưa ý kiến she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And suddenly, we all started to go back to our trang chủ world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.

Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.

Rarity got cursed bởi not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.

Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.

rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.

Then Twilight was được trao another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.

Sooo

The End!

RDP characters

cầu vồng Dash
Twilight
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora

Regular characters

Celestia
cầu vồng Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom

I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.

This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production

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Special Scene

Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!

Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her động vật were killed.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our Giải cứu thế giới we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do bạn have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take bạn on at the raceway if bạn want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: bạn ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. bạn two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* bạn in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where cầu vồng Dash comes in. bạn hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy ngày in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy ngày because they thought they would be afflicted bởi a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This ngựa con, ngựa, pony was making its way towards Sweet táo, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the ngựa con, ngựa, pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for táo, apple Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If bạn don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta bạn near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ngọn lửa, chữa cháy *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... bạn ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was ngọn lửa, chữa cháy everywhere... they was knocked on 5 phút and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ngựa con, ngựa, pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the ngôi sao wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: xin chào look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other tên lửa carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's di chuyển up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... bạn live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what bạn want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... bạn suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: xin chào isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want bạn in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did bạn do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my giường room window....
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It was a regular ngày in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What bạn might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would bạn like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell bạn what. bạn make this thuyền go faster, and I'll pay bạn for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no ngọn lửa, chữa cháy dash: series D; im tim, trái tim broken as im nghề viết văn this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if bạn ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a trượt tuyết resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed bởi here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: hoặc not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello bạn two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: bạn need all the help bạn can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a danh sách with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills bạn three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do bạn have for me?
S: Glad bạn asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A tên lửa shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another ngựa con, ngựa, pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy bạn two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. bạn just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. cầu vồng Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke cầu vồng Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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