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This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and cầu vồng Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash bạn made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was được trao this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other ngựa con, ngựa, pony that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.

Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.

Zecora: Are bạn guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and bạn can feel free to leave whenever bạn want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
cầu vồng Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
cầu vồng Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.

Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. bạn guys have really clean floors.
cầu vồng Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.

Then suddenly, another ngựa con, ngựa, pony that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.

FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. bạn try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
cầu vồng Dash: I'm cầu vồng Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: cầu vồng Dash don't talk like that!
cầu vồng Dash: Well If I don't sound like cầu vồng Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
cầu vồng Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes cầu vồng Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, bạn make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if bạn wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
cầu vồng Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!

And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, bạn look just like me, but bạn sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is bạn from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.

Meanwhile with me, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

cầu vồng Dash: xin chào look, it's the other version of Sweet táo, apple Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green ngựa con, ngựa, pony on the rocking chair?
cầu vồng Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't bạn think that ngựa con, ngựa, pony with cầu vồng Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards cầu vồng Dash, and Applejack*
cầu vồng Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
cầu vồng Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if bạn two could hang out, hoặc help out?
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.

We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.

FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
cầu vồng Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
cầu vồng Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are bạn spies? What have bạn done with my friends?! *hits cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here bởi accident! We're really from another world!!

Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.

Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, hoặc have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises bạn to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and cầu vồng Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of cầu vồng Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Oh, of course bạn had to beat me up! Why couldn't bạn have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat bạn up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no ngựa con, ngựa, pony get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*

The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.

FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons bạn want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, hoặc my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she di chuyển like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings bạn to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! hoặc a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, bạn have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, hoặc bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what bạn want.

Meanwhile

RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things bạn enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told bạn not to attack them!!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's cầu vồng Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're thêm smarter then the cầu vồng Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did bạn get that?
FIM cầu vồng Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!

Back at Sweet táo, apple Acres

RDP cầu vồng Dash: *wakes up* xin chào Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet táo, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: cầu vồng Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get bạn free *unties cầu vồng Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are bạn doing?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank bạn Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP cầu vồng Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: So they're at Sweet táo, apple Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do bạn want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM cầu vồng Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Những người bạn after we get back.

Then suddenly thêm bullets hit the tường near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who đã đưa ý kiến we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: bạn are in a military air space, bạn must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If bạn didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With cầu vồng Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, bạn two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated bởi most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM cầu vồng Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who đã đưa ý kiến we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM cầu vồng Dash: bạn just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM cầu vồng Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP cầu vồng Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM cầu vồng Dash: bạn made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let bạn escape?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would bạn tell them that?
RDP cầu vồng Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP cầu vồng Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP cầu vồng Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She đã đưa ý kiến she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And suddenly, we all started to go back to our trang chủ world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.

Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.

Rarity got cursed bởi not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.

Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.

rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.

Then Twilight was được trao another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.

Sooo

The End!

RDP characters

cầu vồng Dash
Twilight
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora

Regular characters

Celestia
cầu vồng Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom

I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.

This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production

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Special Scene

Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!

Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her động vật were killed.
Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I tình yêu dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I tình yêu 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And bạn don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: bạn go there to visit, and the chó there, bạn go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform bạn about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: bạn ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but bạn have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his tiếp theo joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered bởi the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: bạn get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, bạn yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but bạn must understand bạn don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have bạn ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well bạn better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do bạn know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a súng colt, con trăn, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down đường phố, street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
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My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy hiển thị that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank bạn everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank bạn very much....
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bạn see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, bạn got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, bạn got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If bạn wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If bạn wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is thêm than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what bạn needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult ngựa con, ngựa, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's hàng đầu, đầu trang student, i always thought there was something thêm to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're thêm than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted bởi his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
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The final part of Tom Foolery's hiển thị is here.

Tom: Now, most of bạn probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give bạn an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and bạn stop at a red light. Do bạn ever try to di chuyển an extra inch hoặc two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when bạn see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. bạn just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining bạn with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most gần đây film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His gần đây role as Dr. Robotnik...
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Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but bạn know what another được ưa chuộng target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now bạn assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do bạn really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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What's a comedy hiển thị without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, hoặc the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, hoặc Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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After mentioning things bạn should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: bạn know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where bạn can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy hiển thị that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank bạn everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank bạn very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help bạn officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. bạn know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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