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Well, here I am, with anouther grimdark spoof..

Although unlike the one for Cupcakes, this one isn't secretly trying to prove a point to everyone who claimed that the story forever scared them and other such stuff I find so damn silly.
But, however, this story will most likely prove to be much DARKER then the privious spoof. Cause in this one, characters actually die, instead of humorish ways of how they could servived. Plus the language is quite mature in this one
..
But anyway, lets get started...


cầu vồng FACTORY:
Spoof version


"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice.

As the story we knew of sugar and spice, But a rainbow's easy once bạn get to know it.
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device!

Let's delve deeper into cầu vồng philosophy.

Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology.

It's easy to misjudge that floating city
.
With it's alluring decor and social psychology, But with all great things comes a great responsibility.

That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability.
How, bạn ask, are they up to the task
?
To which the answer is in a simple facility
!

In the cầu vồng Factory, where your fears and horrors come true


In the cầu vồng Factory, where not a single soul gets through!"


SCOOTALOO: *Who is in her late teen's now* Come on! Orion! We're be late for our final test!

Orion gave no response as he followed her, just gulped to himself.

SCOOTALOO: What’s the matter, Orion? bạn afraid of getting a dead end job on the snow line?

ORION: No.. It’s just... I don’t know. I don’t think I can do this. What if I fail? What if I don’t fail, but do just bad enough to still be disliked bởi everyone? I don’t know if I can take being deported. Where do we even go, anyways?

SCOOTALOO: *gives friendly punch* That will never happen, we will NEVER fail..

*later*

SCOOTALOO: WE FAILED!

AURORA: *upsetly* Would bạn stop fucking reminding me!

SCOOTALOO: But I just don't understand.. We did directly what Derby said.

AURORA: Well Derby should go back to eating muffins, cause that was the WORST Lời khuyên we were ever given.


Well, that's actually all I could come up with. So I'll leave this as the end of chapter one.
I know it's not that good. But it's all I got for now
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just Mất tích a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop cơm, gạo Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: cơm, gạo Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are bạn ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did bạn hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital

News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately cơm, gạo Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop cơm, gạo Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It was a secret organization we made to help stop ponies from commiting crimes. Now I will answer no thêm questions. *walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rice's car
Rice's car
The car chase soon begins!! YAY :D

Buddy: *going 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*

Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved

Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.

Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.

At the church

Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are bạn sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and bạn don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony...
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My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving tiếp theo to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until bạn do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for bạn two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: xin chào Duke, this isn't like bạn buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor