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Well, here I am, with anouther grimdark spoof..

Although unlike the one for Cupcakes, this one isn't secretly trying to prove a point to everyone who claimed that the story forever scared them and other such stuff I find so damn silly.
But, however, this story will most likely prove to be much DARKER then the privious spoof. Cause in this one, characters actually die, instead of humorish ways of how they could servived. Plus the language is quite mature in this one
..
But anyway, lets get started...


cầu vồng FACTORY:
Spoof version


"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice.

As the story we knew of sugar and spice, But a rainbow's easy once bạn get to know it.
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device!

Let's delve deeper into cầu vồng philosophy.

Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology.

It's easy to misjudge that floating city
.
With it's alluring decor and social psychology, But with all great things comes a great responsibility.

That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability.
How, bạn ask, are they up to the task
?
To which the answer is in a simple facility
!

In the cầu vồng Factory, where your fears and horrors come true


In the cầu vồng Factory, where not a single soul gets through!"


SCOOTALOO: *Who is in her late teen's now* Come on! Orion! We're be late for our final test!

Orion gave no response as he followed her, just gulped to himself.

SCOOTALOO: What’s the matter, Orion? bạn afraid of getting a dead end job on the snow line?

ORION: No.. It’s just... I don’t know. I don’t think I can do this. What if I fail? What if I don’t fail, but do just bad enough to still be disliked bởi everyone? I don’t know if I can take being deported. Where do we even go, anyways?

SCOOTALOO: *gives friendly punch* That will never happen, we will NEVER fail..

*later*

SCOOTALOO: WE FAILED!

AURORA: *upsetly* Would bạn stop fucking reminding me!

SCOOTALOO: But I just don't understand.. We did directly what Derby said.

AURORA: Well Derby should go back to eating muffins, cause that was the WORST Lời khuyên we were ever given.


Well, that's actually all I could come up with. So I'll leave this as the end of chapter one.
I know it's not that good. But it's all I got for now
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 What Trigger, and Nutsy looked like
What Trigger, and Nutsy looked like
Outside of the castle, the sheriff was working with two twins in the King's army. Their names were Trigger, and Nutsy. They both looked exactly the same. The three were getting the trap set with hanging Friar Tuck.

Sheriff: Ok, now we just have Robin enter through here, and one of bạn shoot him.
Nutsy: Uh, where do we shoot him?
Sheriff: In the head, in the head! PAY ATTENTION!!
Trigger: I can do that *accidentally shoots gun*
Nutsy: Watch where you're shooting that bạn moron!
Robin: *in poor disguise* Money, for the poor.
Trigger: Let's give him eight bits
Sheriff: How about we laugh at him instead?...
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 King John
King John
In the Limousine which was where the king was

King John: Taxes! *laughs* We make them high, and rob the poor to feed the rich!
Mclaren: Yes sir, I agree! But I must inform bạn about something important.
King John: What is it?
Mclaren: The sheriff just spotted Robin Hood. His men Mất tích him, and he's with Little John.
King John: Why do I have to fight somepony with the same name that I have?!
Mclaren: It's not my fault sir!!


Meanwhile further up the road

Robin: They'll be here soon.
LJ: OK, but why are we disguised as mares?
Robin: To fool them. Trust me, it'll work.
LJ: Alright. Let's get this over...
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Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted bạn to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like bạn asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived. He wore a black fedora with a áo, áo khoác in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did bạn know...
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