We drove to Canterlot lâu đài where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the lâu đài was gaurded bởi jeeps with machine súng on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight đã đưa ý kiến when she saw us, "Hey." I đã đưa ý kiến simoultaneously with cầu vồng Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog." It didn't sound nice, but i really liked the nickname. "Allright." I said. We got a convoy of cars set up after we left Celestia. The convoy started with me, and cầu vồng Dash in my car, Pinkie Pie, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack in a jeep, Rarity, and Twilight in another jeep, and then a truck driven bởi Fluttershy. Shredder was sitting tiếp theo to her, and six soldiers sat in the back. "Everyone ready?" Dash asked. Everyone was set, and Dash ordered us to roll out. After she đã đưa ý kiến that Pinkie rolled out of the car she was in. "Why did bạn do that?" rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack asked. "Rainbow Dash gave me an order, and I'm not going to disobey her!" Yeah, pure randomness from Pinkie Pie as usual. When she got back in the jeep we continued into Baltimare. Once we arrived we saw three griffons set up a roadblock with two Alfa Romaneo's. "Lets blow them to hell." I said, simply turning on the headlights so I could launch a rocket into the cars infront of me. I wish those cars were something different, because blowing up two cool cars was something I didn't want to do. At least I killed three griffons. bởi the time we passed the roadblock there were thêm griffons trying to kill us. Twenty five to be exact, but two of them were in the sky with machine guns, and dropping grenades. "Over here!" shouted a soldier. All of us got out of our cars, and ran towards the stallion that called for us. "What is it?" I asked... bạn know what? I don't know why the fuck I'm nghề viết văn like this! IT'S GODDAMN BORING!! I oughta write like

person 1: hello
person 2: Hi

Expect me to write like that in the rest of my stories.