Who's Up For a Caption Game? [Round 3]

Draco: We are NOT letting Potter win that dance contest. Come on guys!

Stay back, guys. That's MY pie.

Ohmygod...is that..Cedric Diggory?! Why is he SPARKLING?!

Draco: Finally! It's here! It's here! Finally I shall take over the world.

Guy #1: Boss, that's just a container of cookies.

Draco: I can't conquer the world on an empty stomach!

Draco: "if I grab the wand on hàng đầu, đầu trang of that cliff, I will earn ALMIGHTY POWER!!"

Black guy: "uhhh, Draco. There's nothing there."

Guy looking at Draco: "What did bạn smoke?"

Draco to mystery dude: who are bạn and what have bạn done with Crabbe!?

draco:now its our turn to tell harry wat we r made of
his friend:cum on lets do this
we have the power so we can!!!

Goyle: We're gonna die, aren't we?
Draco: ... Yes
Blaise: Fuck..

we r gays!!

Draco: Alright, Guys. For the last time! I'm tired of going through this! Follow my lead. Watch my hips! Ready? A one, Two, Three, FOUR!

Draco : I have seen the light !

(in Blues Brothers style... like Jake Blues đã đưa ý kiến in the 1980 movie.)

(I'm sorry, I keep hearing Three Men and a Baby in my head.)

"Where the hell have bạn been? This baby hasn't stopped crying! And she did a doodle."

"A doodle? What's that...? Oh, forget it. I don't want to know."

"Well you're gonna know, Pal, 'cause she did it."