Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do bạn feel about Snape?
2.    How do bạn feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did bạn choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying bạn already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind bạn of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...