I was out hiking in the woods with a few Những người bạn of mine, when we all got Mất tích and accidentally chẻ, phân chia, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an giờ hoặc so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Những người bạn would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Những người bạn I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a váy that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are bạn lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do bạn mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure bạn can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that bạn like jumping off cliffs. Are bạn suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I tình yêu the wind in my hair!
Me: If bạn hadn't gotten married, would bạn consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I tình yêu my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did bạn marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom bạn fell in tình yêu with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would bạn leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes bạn tình yêu someone, but then bạn meet someone else and tình yêu them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: bạn don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me bởi the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are bạn MAD? There's nothing thêm powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE bạn SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit bạn here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are bạn ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and bạn don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could bạn stand the chịu, gấu droppings all around? And how bạn don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch bạn when bạn sleep?
Pocahontas: bạn watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would bạn ever agree if someone called bạn a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: bởi far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an giờ hoặc so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Những người bạn would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Những người bạn I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a váy that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are bạn lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do bạn mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure bạn can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that bạn like jumping off cliffs. Are bạn suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I tình yêu the wind in my hair!
Me: If bạn hadn't gotten married, would bạn consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I tình yêu my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did bạn marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom bạn fell in tình yêu with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would bạn leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes bạn tình yêu someone, but then bạn meet someone else and tình yêu them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: bạn don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me bởi the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are bạn MAD? There's nothing thêm powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE bạn SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit bạn here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are bạn ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and bạn don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could bạn stand the chịu, gấu droppings all around? And how bạn don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch bạn when bạn sleep?
Pocahontas: bạn watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would bạn ever agree if someone called bạn a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: bởi far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. Nữ hoàng băng giá has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, bạn can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Nữ hoàng băng giá needed thêm POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Nữ hoàng băng giá didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, bạn can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Nữ hoàng băng giá needed thêm POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Nữ hoàng băng giá didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
One of the các bài viết on my to do danh sách and I went with this one because I knew it wouldn't take me too long to make it. Anyway this is my personal opinion on the best Disney Princess hát voice and I have a feeling most will disagree with me but that's kind of something I'm used to.
12.Merida
It turns out that Merida actually does sing in her movie, well sort of. Young Merida sings Noble Maiden Fair with her mother, which is a beautiful song. Now her voice is nice for a little kid but it can't compare to the other voices obviously. Also sorry to break it to bạn guys but we don't...
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12.Merida
Peigi Barke
