I was out hiking in the woods with a few Những người bạn of mine, when we all got Mất tích and accidentally chẻ, phân chia, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an giờ hoặc so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Những người bạn would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Những người bạn I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a váy that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are bạn lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do bạn mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure bạn can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that bạn like jumping off cliffs. Are bạn suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I tình yêu the wind in my hair!
Me: If bạn hadn't gotten married, would bạn consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I tình yêu my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did bạn marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom bạn fell in tình yêu with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would bạn leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes bạn tình yêu someone, but then bạn meet someone else and tình yêu them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: bạn don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me bởi the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are bạn MAD? There's nothing thêm powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE bạn SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit bạn here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are bạn ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and bạn don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could bạn stand the chịu, gấu droppings all around? And how bạn don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch bạn when bạn sleep?
Pocahontas: bạn watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would bạn ever agree if someone called bạn a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: bởi far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an giờ hoặc so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Những người bạn would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Những người bạn I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a váy that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are bạn lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do bạn mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure bạn can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that bạn like jumping off cliffs. Are bạn suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I tình yêu the wind in my hair!
Me: If bạn hadn't gotten married, would bạn consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I tình yêu my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did bạn marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom bạn fell in tình yêu with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would bạn leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes bạn tình yêu someone, but then bạn meet someone else and tình yêu them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: bạn don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me bởi the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are bạn MAD? There's nothing thêm powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE bạn SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit bạn here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are bạn ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and bạn don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could bạn stand the chịu, gấu droppings all around? And how bạn don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch bạn when bạn sleep?
Pocahontas: bạn watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would bạn ever agree if someone called bạn a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: bởi far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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You know you want some
My SINCEREST apologies dude, I was being dumb and I couldn't think straight. I hope bạn forgive me and I seriously hope I can be your friend.
So, please report:
-ddclairmont
-GoldenRose1991
They are obvious copy accounts.
We have a real master mind in our clutches, this person was seemingly simple until I realized that they kept sending us small little notes to stray us off and I created a story using all of the pieces. They knew when to create the accounts at the right times, and somehow totes messed my swag doh don'tkillmeIdidn'tmeantousethatword
So, this person is totally messing up our groove. Wants us to get paranoid, and I feel as if we (and me lol) should not be pointing fingers at anyone.
Anyways, DA con vịt, vịt HAS NO thêm LEADS! But I shall tell y'all childz, I will find this person, IF IT BE DA LAST THING I DO.
*cues kuzco's theme song guy* WHATS HER NAME?! con vịt, vịt DETECTIVEEE
YOU WONT FOOL ME ANYMORE FAKE ACCOUNT...THING...PERSON...VIRUS?
I wanna paint on my walls! D: I'm sure there's room!
