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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, bạn want to run? Huh? bạn want to run, bạn want to disrespect me? bạn want to fuck with me? I mean, bạn come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and bạn want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give bạn thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat bạn up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE bạn FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, bạn CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell bạn what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches thùng aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do bạn have a fucking problem in your head? Do bạn think I am bullshitting you, do bạn think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed bạn once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell bạn the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: bạn are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. bạn see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE bạn every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM hoặc ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! hoặc THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like bạn know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) bởi the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: bạn enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking vượt qua, cross and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: bạn boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really tình yêu you, cause bạn two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did bạn say? What did bạn say? DO bạn WANT ME TO SLICE bạn OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! bạn FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... hoặc bạn die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't bạn laughing now like bạn did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? bạn see, thing is, up there, bạn thought bạn had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, bạn thought bạn had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) bạn hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. bạn didn't think I knew bạn were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! bạn showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here bạn are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave bạn that ink, hmm? I asked bạn a question: who give bạn that ink, hmm? Citra give bạn that ink, my sister give bạn that ink, huh? bạn think that makes bạn one of us? bạn think that makes bạn like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do bạn have any idea how fucking rude that was?
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Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she hát now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was được ưa chuộng a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell bạn how I'm feeling; Gotta make bạn understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give bạn up, never gonna let bạn down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make bạn cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just Mất tích in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't bạn make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude các bình luận towards his enemies..


#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..


#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..


#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise đít, mông, ass remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..


#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Now. THIS is thêm like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I tình yêu about him.

I would tình yêu to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of bạn probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...
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1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have bạn been đọc Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did bạn do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT bánh mỳ, bánh mì FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will bạn be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written bởi one of my closest người hâm mộ fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...
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#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.


#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..


#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are bạn fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are bạn on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.


#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.


#5: REPUBLICAN không gian RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. bạn came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after cầu vồng Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do bạn know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want bạn to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go bởi the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 4 Highlights

Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime,...
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#1:

"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.

'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.

"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.

"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if bạn were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.

"Grr, are bạn mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.

"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.

"But how.. How did bạn kill a demon with a gun!?"

"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver vượt qua, cross melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or...
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