#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, bạn want to run? Huh? bạn want to run, bạn want to disrespect me? bạn want to fuck with me? I mean, bạn come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and bạn want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give bạn thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat bạn up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE bạn FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, bạn CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell bạn what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches thùng aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do bạn have a fucking problem in your head? Do bạn think I am bullshitting you, do bạn think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed bạn once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell bạn the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: bạn are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. bạn see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE bạn every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM hoặc ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! hoặc THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like bạn know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) bởi the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: bạn enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking vượt qua, cross and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: bạn boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really tình yêu you, cause bạn two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did bạn say? What did bạn say? DO bạn WANT ME TO SLICE bạn OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! bạn FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... hoặc bạn die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't bạn laughing now like bạn did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? bạn see, thing is, up there, bạn thought bạn had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, bạn thought bạn had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) bạn hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. bạn didn't think I knew bạn were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! bạn showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here bạn are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave bạn that ink, hmm? I asked bạn a question: who give bạn that ink, hmm? Citra give bạn that ink, my sister give bạn that ink, huh? bạn think that makes bạn one of us? bạn think that makes bạn like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do bạn have any idea how fucking rude that was?