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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) bạn CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, bạn look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) bạn do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted bởi most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed bởi Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first ngày of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first ngày of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to người hâm mộ fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, bởi the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when bạn REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than bạn realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad hoặc as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and thêm than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to hiển thị that children really do give thêm of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Thế giới ngầm for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He đã đưa ý kiến it was the worst người hâm mộ fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking hiển thị it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the list. The things that...
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WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare cầu vồng Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the màu hồng, hồng mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! bạn made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: qiu3tegienhwrherh
posted by Canada24
This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even thêm than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this chó cái, bitch that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for thêm "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is chẻ, phân chia, split personalitied. One một phút he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered hoặc something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far thêm dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And thêm capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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added by Canada24
added by Canada24
added by Canada24
posted by Seanthehedgehog
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian ngựa con, ngựa, pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored bởi Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as bạn are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what bạn THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because bạn decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! hoặc I WILL SET bạn ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, bạn protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. bạn know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: bạn do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best trích dẫn of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. bạn might the only guy I know, to be half eaten bởi wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid hoặc bạn get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're thêm ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave bạn all I had....