Canada24's club.. Article: hàng đầu, đầu trang ten Vaas quotes:

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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, bạn want to run? Huh? bạn want to run, bạn want to disrespect me? bạn want to fuck with me? I mean, bạn come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and bạn want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give bạn thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat bạn up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE bạn FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, bạn CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!

#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell bạn what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches thùng aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do bạn have a fucking problem in your head? Do bạn think I am bullshitting you, do bạn think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed bạn once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell bạn the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: bạn are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. bạn see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE bạn every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM hoặc ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! hoặc THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like bạn know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) bởi the way, this lighter really sucks.

#4:
Vaas: bạn enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking vượt qua, cross and let me be REBORRRRRRN!

#5:
Vaas: bạn boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really tình yêu you, cause bạn two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did bạn say? What did bạn say? DO bạn WANT ME TO SLICE bạn OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! bạn FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... hoặc bạn die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't bạn laughing now like bạn did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? bạn see, thing is, up there, bạn thought bạn had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, bạn thought bạn had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) bạn hit the ground.

#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.

#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. bạn didn't think I knew bạn were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! bạn showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here bạn are, trapped like a fucking rat.

#8:
Vaas: Who gave bạn that ink, hmm? I asked bạn a question: who give bạn that ink, hmm? Citra give bạn that ink, my sister give bạn that ink, huh? bạn think that makes bạn one of us? bạn think that makes bạn like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.

#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!

#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do bạn have any idea how fucking rude that was?

Windwakerguy430 WHAT THE FUCK! His insanity speech was that low (I'm kidding. Great list)

Canada24 It's number 2 How is that low?

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My newest GTA story;.. McCreary ThanksGiving (comedy)... PART 1:

posted by Canada24

This idea was được trao to me bởi Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My yêu thích sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - tim, trái tim Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash đã đưa ý kiến to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...

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Crazy Times 2... Part 10

posted by Canada24

Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If bạn say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees thuyền coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...

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Crazy Times 2... Part 1

posted by Canada24

TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" đã đưa ý kiến unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 saddest villains

posted by Canada24

#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad bọc on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, hoặc is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...

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Ditto and Saten Twist both have full on PROFILES

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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and tiêu đề character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to di chuyển in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one ngày Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...

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Master Sword and Saten twist adventures BEST OF's part 2: ... (Ditto & Maddy)

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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did bạn do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the tiếp theo time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: xin chào Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....

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The storie of Ditto series.. danh sách of villains

posted by Canada24

GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns cầu vồng Dash into a changeling, and calls her a chó cái, bitch before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised bởi the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...

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Saddest Dead Rising villains

posted by Canada24

CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Mất tích his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive bởi the undead. Unable to cope, he placed búp bê on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....

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characters that I hate,,

posted by Canada24

ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...

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CHAPTER SEVEN: STEWIE’S FIRST Halloween

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OCTOBER 31:

"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer is seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's thêm of a non-action character.

"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though...

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CHAPTER FIVE: BRIAN’S BAD TRIP

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ONE tháng LATER:

We now reach the episode where Quahog is hit bởi a hurricane. In the Griffin house the family attempts to pass the time bởi playing charades and various other games together. They are unable to keep themselves entertained and take their frustrations out on Meg, as usual. Having had enough of their abuse over the years, Meg turns against the other family members. She starts with Chris bởi calling him out for his bullying treatment of her and how he never takes her side in arguments against their parents. When Lois tries to tell her that she is taking her problems out on everyone...

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CHAPTER THREE: MEET THE SMITH’S

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(It's from here that my favourite character starts hiển thị up, also the chapter will start hiển thị up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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By the tiếp theo morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new Những người bạn arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy inside...

Saten Twist Adventures BEST OFS

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MASTER SWORD:

1:

Saten: But dude! bạn can't steal police cars! bạn know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful súng thần công, pháo in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd bạn bring me to Cake N' thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...

THE NIKO / JOHNNY SERIES

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Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the thuyền stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took bạn so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. bạn know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR bạn SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do bạn think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and bạn won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...

Canada24 reviews Halloween 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

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Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been đọc many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the phim chiếu rạp became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....

Hedgehog In Ponyville: Again

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Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A tháng passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...

hàng đầu, đầu trang FIVE CANADIAN FILMS

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Weird that as a Canadian meself I can only think of 5..

#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's đã đưa ý kiến to be okay enough..

#4: THE TERRY cáo, fox STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And bạn can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..

#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..

#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a tình yêu story. But it's good...

hàng đầu, đầu trang ten ONLY SANE ONE characters

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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."

#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...

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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. phim chiếu rạp I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the phim chiếu rạp in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 4)

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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those Youtube channels, where she sings người hâm mộ made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female ngựa con, ngựa, pony designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate bạn into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't bạn the one that lead us too...