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posted by Lady10358

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are bạn OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "Trick hoặc treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if bạn know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When bạn see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...

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The weekly random!!!

posted by fly210

THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs bởi lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see bạn and have a pie night!

1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...

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Funny ways to annoy a teacher!!

posted by RaydKaydiroxs

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any thêm các câu hỏi say " why does my chó breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ tình yêu (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells bạn to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if bạn dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...

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21 Things bạn Should Know About Me

posted by EllentheStrange

1.I am bisexual
2.I cú đấm hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I tình yêu emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If bạn want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in tình yêu with Death
11.Death is in tình yêu with me
12.I tình yêu horror and gororr movies
13.I like hình xăm and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If bạn ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card hoặc anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know bạn tình yêu me if bạn listen to my music,even if bạn hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast

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my mask-a poem i wrote

posted by laspanglish

there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious tim, trái tim all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...

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Interesting facts

posted by patrisha727

1. If bạn are right handed, bạn will tend to chew your thực phẩm on your right side. If bạn are left handed, bạn will tend to chew your thực phẩm on your left side.

2. If bạn stop getting thirsty, bạn need to drink thêm water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep bạn from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz khẩu hiệu is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best hoặc nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind ngày

posted by BellaCullen96

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your ngày begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat thêm from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the bàn that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and miếng bò hầm, bít tết knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

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My conversations with clever bot

posted by misscrazel

User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are bạn a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are bạn female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are bạn male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are bạn a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do bạn like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: bạn just...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Alma_

-Get to know a Những người bạn bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" hoặc "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...

In-Indie - Katana Zero

posted by windwakerguy430

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!

Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. bạn play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug bởi the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...

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About Me

posted by Kibahina96

Hobbies:
My yêu thích things to do are write fanfiction, watch anime read and of course Fanpop. Some of my yêu thích anime include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.

Family:

My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.

School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.

Other Information:
Ever since I started watching anime I dreamed of being an anime character.

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As I've Matured.......

posted by deathding

*I've learned that bạn can't make someone tình yêu you.
All bạn can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

*I've learned that whatever hits the người hâm mộ won't be evenly distributed.

*I've learned that bạn shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're thêm screwed up than bạn think.

*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.

*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we...

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100 Lდve Quotes♥

posted by Syltre

1. A Kiss is a lovely trick, designed bởi nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. - Ingrid Bergmen

2. tình yêu is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides bạn have to make a decision. bạn have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that bạn should ever part. Because this is what tình yêu is. tình yêu is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what...

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Don`t worry about 2012, IT WON`T HAPPEN!!!

posted by carsfan

bạn don't have to worry about 2012.

Here's a couple of reasons why:

1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the tiếp theo few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.

2) There are no planets hoặc asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.

3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.

Read thêm at link

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Why can't i be loved? ((warning VERY strong sadness))

posted by hetaliaitaly

This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child Mất tích his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken tim, trái tim was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
while...

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how i got my key: and stuff

posted by ssook78

me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

LALALA!

HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*

o_o

hi

heh heh *rocks* i tình yêu bạn teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o

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People naming their kids after Facebook *facepalm*

posted by smileypop9

Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. tiếp theo thing bạn know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made bởi the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do bạn think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.

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Isn't it....?

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how bạn feel? bạn can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds bạn that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.

Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally bạn smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that bạn thought bạn would never smile again.

Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? bạn have one argument and "BAM"! bạn hate eachother, you've Mất tích someone that used to make bạn smile, and now instead...

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Pilot Rules

posted by Icepaw_Kenobi

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If bạn push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If bạn pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless bạn keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing bạn were up there than up there wishing bạn were down here.

5. The ONLY time bạn have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big người hâm mộ in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, bạn can actually watch...

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squirl!!!

posted by makaela2216

I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught bạn should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Những người bạn say that i'm delirous(or however bạn spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer bài viết so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................