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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If bạn push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If bạn pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless bạn keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing bạn were up there than up there wishing bạn were down here.

5. The ONLY time bạn have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big người hâm mộ in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, bạn can actually watch...

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squirl!!!

posted by makaela2216

I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught bạn should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Những người bạn say that i'm delirous(or however bạn spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer bài viết so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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The no good final act hoặc is it

posted by Kanji

The thêm bạn squrimed the harder he bit bạn and all of a sudden bạn felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto bạn tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became thêm and thêm frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought bạn were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...

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20 Things I Did and Thought as a Kid

posted by hello_sun

When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing con cừu, cừu when their 'hair' was too long" like they hiển thị bạn in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's tim, trái tim was tim, trái tim shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think em bé came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...

Johnny Lightning Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chongjin, North Korea. A town tiếp theo to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a con vịt, vịt in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the con vịt, vịt turned out to be part of a hat, worn bởi CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...

About Me Part 2

posted by Kibahina96

My Dream: Go To FullMetal Alchemist and meet Alphonse(Al). (Yeah I know. be quiet.I dont tell bạn what to dream about!!!)

My best friend: My laptop and anime. (No im not a nerd. Im just shy.)
yêu thích Color: Black
Why i like that color: Its the color of a Người sói lông, lông thú and alot of động vật and i tình yêu Người sói and animals.
Pets: I have one dog named Princess. (She's a Jack Russell and Chiwawa mix.)
yêu thích music: Country and Pokemon hoặc anime.
Well thats it I guess.

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Teen Choice Awards 2013

posted by nivi20997

FINAL TIDE OF NOMINEES ANNOUNCED FOR "TEEN CHOICE 2013" AIRING SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, LIVE ON FOX

"The Heat" and "Man of Steel" Lead Third Wave with Most Nominations
Lucy Hale, Ian Somerhalder, Laura Marano and Leven Rambin among Choice Stars Scheduled to Appear

The final tide of nominees has been announced for TEEN CHOICE 2013, airing LIVE Sunday, Aug. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. "The Heat" and "Man of Steel" lead the third wave with five nominations each, while cable drama "The Fosters" garnered four nominations.

Fans ages 13-19 can vote once each ngày per category for their...

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Things to do with the Karate Dummy Bob

posted by Euri

Bob!

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help bạn make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress bởi punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out bởi punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to điểm thưởng things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

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Spelling corrections

posted by sid1123

So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the câu hỏi is not how we criticize others hoặc why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are ngẫu nhiên who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which...

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45 trích dẫn A La Melancholia

posted by cute20k

Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these trích dẫn are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring bạn back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in tình yêu and bạn get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the tình yêu bạn have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...

Johnny Lightning Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Flemington, New Jersey.

Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with bạn shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my các sở thích to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.

A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.

Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with bạn outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white...

The Nut House Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. bạn can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and bạn know what...

Super Anna and Elsa

posted by Mrbiskit

Note: The Nữ hoàng băng giá franchise is owned bởi Disney. This is a story I first wrote on first fanpop account Windrises.

Princess Anna entered the living room of the kingdom and đã đưa ý kiến "Elsa I have a plan."

Queen Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "Oh no. What is it?"

Anna đã đưa ý kiến "Lets be super heroes."

Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "What?"

Anna đã đưa ý kiến "All around the city there's crimes and innocent people getting robbed. I'm sick of it so I'm going to do save the city bởi stopping all the villains."

Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "Do bạn have any idea what you're doing?"

Anna đã đưa ý kiến "Do I ever?"

Elsa đã đưa ý kiến "Well if you're willing to accept the duties of being a super hero I...

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The Shaggy chó Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT BAG

posted by ShiningsTar542

who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give bạn some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag bạn are going to use every day, then bạn want it to match what bạn are wearing. hoặc maybe bạn don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright trái cam, màu da cam bag! But if bạn do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray hoặc brown.

Material:

This depends on what bạn like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Canada24 responding to dumb internet questions...

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; bạn answer các câu hỏi such as THIS one.

My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; bạn get off the fuckin computer and go outside!

Can bạn get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!

Why are em bé ugly at first?
CANADA24; bạn try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; bạn take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

Is...

những người hâm mộ Are Not Weird!

posted by shomill

monkeemania đã đưa ý kiến this, and I think any người hâm mộ can apply it to their yêu thích shows:

“Like for me, they are like my best friends. They have taught me so many things like bạn don't need to know someone for them to be your friend. all they have to do is be there for bạn always, cheer bạn up when your down, and help bạn get through tough situations. the monkees do all this for me, a girl they don't even know. And that's why i tình yêu them so much.”

And the people who aren’t fans, the people who put us down for “living in your parents’ basement” hoặc whatever, they just don’t get that. Some...

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100 things to do before bạn die

posted by patrisha727

Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure bạn use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the không gian shuttle.

9 Spend a whole ngày eating thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make tình yêu on a forest floor....

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xXx The Rules Of tình yêu xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

Kiss On The Lips-I tình yêu You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Mất tích bạn