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1. How did bạn discover this song (and name the song)
Wretched and Divine bởi the Black Veil Brides. XD I tình yêu this shuffle. I just recently fell into absolute tình yêu with these guys XD Either way, I was surfing Youtube for thêm of their songs and came across this along with several others

2. This song is your super hero theme song
Oh. I would like that XD Though its not fit for the background music, it would be a good song to explain it

3. This song describes your powers
Well going bởi the lyrics and taking them for the basic skin deep idea of it, it would probably have something akin to a godly...
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Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting tiếp theo to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. bạn oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give bạn a nice ghế, chỗ ngồi in the first-class carriage — and a banana...
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Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah...
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found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!

Hearing tiêu đề for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean bạn up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid hoặc have amnesia, bạn are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...
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1. Do bạn like pie?

2. Are you, hoặc have bạn ever been a squirrel?

3. Are bạn afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are bạn a people person hoặc a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have bạn ever wondered what it would be like if bạn were an apple?

7. Have bạn ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can bạn get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have bạn ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have bạn ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do bạn have a sword handy?

14. Do bạn like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by stefani_n13
Are bạn a good BFF?

Admit it, bạn couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best Những người bạn foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your Những người bạn are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps bạn run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and bạn trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other ngày during bóng chuyền practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing bạn đã đưa ý kiến about Taylor? Now...
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i didn't write this

1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office bạn barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands bạn a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

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Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the danh sách would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are bạn remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Những người bạn together.


11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves bạn more, deny...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment hoặc building hoặc highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the ngày and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few giây later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating bạn this way and bạn know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow

Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and hiển thị it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and hiển thị it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...
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10. ON VACATION: Who would bạn most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told bạn "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have bạn now wasted your time and money, but bạn can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.

9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can bạn make his leg twitch?!! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the bàn laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the bàn is set for3 clear your throat and say bạn forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if bạn have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs
8;when bạn eat bữa tối, bữa ăn tối stare into không gian and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
posted by Bananaaddict
Okay, though bạn can't necessarily tell bởi the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever cách đây (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where bạn press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...
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i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self

1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy

2. cosplay as iceland from Hetalia and call every 1 dear brother

3. sit like l from death note does

4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say

5. when a teacher asks u a câu hỏi u reply pasta

6. change your name every ngày @ school and when your teacher hoặc some 1 else calls u bởi your real name say that's not my name and if...
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I'm putting two funny các bài viết together in one, hope bạn enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I tình yêu deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would bạn know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what bạn need, and I'll tell you...
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posted by bubblegumm16
Step 1. Guys like to see the girl's true feelings, so don't be ashamed to share them.

Step 2. hiển thị the guy bạn like a side of yourself that nobody else has seen before, but don't give yourself away too much, hoặc you'll get every guy except for the one bạn like.

Step 3.Don't try to make the guy jealous. That might give him the wrong impression, and drive him away.

Step 4. When bạn are around friends, drop a hint hoặc two, about the things bạn like, so they can surprise you.

Step 5. Don't change for him. If he likes bạn enough, he will like bạn for he way bạn are.

Step 6. When he asks bạn to go on a...
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posted by Ashley-Green
bánh mỳ, bánh mì IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bánh mỳ, bánh mì indicates that

1. thêm than 98 percent of convicted felons are bánh mỳ, bánh mì users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bánh mỳ, bánh mì was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. thêm than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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