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posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that bạn wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time bạn take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

7.Call...

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Ways to Annoy Santa Claus

posted by BellaCullen96

Instead of sữa and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that bạn think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry bò đực, con bò, bull in your living room. If bạn think a bò đực, con bò, bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build...

Cryptogram Puzzles #1

posted by Sala-Draca

Cryptograms are a fairy easy puzzle type to solve. Each letter in the quote stands for another letter. For instance, MXI UPRQH QRM would translate to THE BLACK CAT. If bạn get stuck, try looking for patterns. For instance, single letters are most likely to translate to I hoặc A.

Feel free to print this article, hoặc to just work the puzzles in the các bình luận section. For an added challence, I won't be posting the answers. Good luck!

1. "G ESAD KSGRK GRYS IRSYVDU JSUEZ, IRZ G ESAD PMOYDUGDO... G EGND YVD CDDEGRK SC ZGOTSADUM." - ZIAGZ EMRTV

2. "CVMPC DSUZG CABKU'W EBVDDS CPEBZW VZWAEK KA TOZG VK GB...

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The Youtube Screwups

posted by alexischaos2004

Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, tham gia me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.

Ah... Youtube. You're one of my yêu thích websites in the entire history of the internet. The content bạn hiển thị me is truly enlightening. I always watch the video bạn have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I tình yêu you, Youtube.

WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...

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Video games can have health benefits!

posted by carsfan

Video games can have health benefits!

Video games can be used as therapy for “lazy eye” in adults. Sufferers of amblyophobia can use video games to improve their vision! Amblyophobia is a condition that affects the eyes. Because of a brain disorder, vision does not develop properly in one eye.

It is the most common disorder, which causes lack of vision in one eye for youth and adults who are middle-aged. For most children, the treatment for “lazy eye” (amblyophobia) is wearing an eye patch on the good eye. This forces the brain to use and exercise the underdeveloped eye.

This works...

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my blog<3 1

posted by adaug

May 14th.
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today was... FUN!We had a track and field ngày at school. Thats when (for the whole day) bạn gotta do activities and some with WATER!!! I GOT DRENCHED!!!
A lot has gone on i have a Youtube account:
link. I got on fanpop again! FINALLY!! bạn might know my friend Shada? Well... after school SHE'S COMING BACK TO OKLAHOMA!!!!AHHH!!YAY!!!I MISSED HER!!!
I Have a Facebook.
I have until Friday till school's over!!!! Then I'll be on a lot more.
Who's ready for summer!!???
I AM!
And my friend,Emma, and I had a little warhead challenge. Numb,still.
I went to her place and a brat named Aleaha is always being a brat! So now she isn't bothering us anymore. Ha.
So.. how's YOUR life going?

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Bob and Sarah at the Dance...

posted by emmett

My Những người bạn and I made this.. we found it funny. bạn might not get it though... But good for bạn if bạn do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could bạn take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just bạn and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that...

hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 worst người hâm mộ fiction stories I ever reviewed

posted by Canada24

#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most được ưa chuộng stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the ngày I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird

#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else

#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories

#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.

#5: SWEET táo, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.

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100 Hottest Male người nổi tiếng (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - bạn should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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A pointless, bitchy rant about one of the most annoying things ever in my opinion.

posted by someone_save_me

bạn know what I hate? When bạn hold the door open for some ngẫu nhiên fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on bởi without saying thank bạn hoặc even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do bạn think bạn are? Do bạn not see me opening this door for you, wasting giây of my life for some ngẫu nhiên dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill bạn to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life bởi even a jiffy and yes that's an...

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how to clean your room fast and easier

posted by karpach_14

1.Turn on your yêu thích âm nhạc hoặc tv show,your yêu thích song makes bạn want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones hoặc instant messaging bạn will get to carried away and before bạn know it bạn will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang hoặc fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if bạn put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be thêm room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. bạn could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...

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Montage Man

posted by TDAPlayer158

"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background âm nhạc to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a ngày hoặc two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all bạn got, don't stop now! bạn gotta give it all bạn got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño...

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My favourite female người nổi tiếng

posted by kellyclarkson12

My favourite người nổi tiếng

1.Michelle Trachtenberg-She is just very cool and acts perfectly in 17 Again and Gossip Girl as Georgina :)))

2.Leighton Meester-She is a wonderful singer,great actress and woman and acts perfectly in Gossip Girl as Blair :)

3.Dreama Walker-She is a wonderful actress in Gossip Girl as Hazel.

4.Kate French-Love her as Nikki Stevens in The l Word :)

5.Rachel Bilson-Can I add more?An amazing woman,perfect actress,wonderful style,amazing way of behaviour and way of life.She is my role model

6.Bethany Joy Galeotti-She is great,acts perfectly as Haley in One cây Hill,has some great songs and has an amazing character.

7.Maite Perroni-A great woman and a singer!

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posted by DontCare

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The Nut House Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. bạn can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few Những người bạn at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice...

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Five inspiring songs I can think of from the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head

posted by Canada24

#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if bạn allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: Eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..

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Where Do Balloons Go?

posted by zanesaaomgfan

I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice hoặc Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, bạn will be on the Nice danh sách forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, bạn will be on the naughty danh sách until bạn send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever bạn believe in], the place where he decides if bạn should stay with him hoặc go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D

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blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Death Row in Women’s Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette phía trước, chuyển tiếp and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while [...]

Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must di chuyển to coach because she doesn’t have a...

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Science vs God

posted by MineTurtle

This ain't mine. I twas originally written bởi xSHOCKYx, who đã đưa ý kiến 'Pass this on if bạn tình yêu Jesus'. So here it is.

Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So bạn believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are bạn good hoặc evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

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Abortion poem

posted by eslisle4254

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I tình yêu the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your tim, trái tim beat is my yêu thích lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If bạn could see me, bạn could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my trang chủ though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes bạn happy. I always want bạn to be happy. I don't like it when bạn cry. bạn sound...