Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
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Good ngày Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some Lời khuyên to others on how I make fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years nghề viết văn content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the tình yêu of all that is holy,...
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So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some Lời khuyên to others on how I make fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years nghề viết văn content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the tình yêu of all that is holy,...
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe bạn can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
bạn have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe bạn can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
bạn have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
