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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED bởi RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

deathding, lalaland101 and 3 others like this

Invader-Tak I only posted this because me and my group of friends were joking about Chuck Norris. LOL :D

Delilah_Scruggs LOL. I love them! A couple I had heard before but not most of them. :D

Invader-Tak If you know more, tell me, I can add them on!

silvaze9 chuck norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries

-BlazeTheCat- Chuck Norris can ignore Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak's girth.

Audioslave - Like a Stone (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was Mất tích in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room bởi room patiently
I'll wait for bạn there
Like a stone
I'll wait for bạn there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there bạn led me on

In your house I long to be
Room bởi room patiently
I'll wait for bạn there
Like a stone
I'll...

The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my tim, trái tim can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but bạn try to
Oh, bạn try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

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The Simpsons Hits The Hobbit and Gets Under the Psychonauts Skin Gracefully (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, hoặc that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful bài viết I plan on making. hoặc yet another tháng long project that may hoặc may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

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My JonTron trích dẫn went well so here's Rob Dyke/Gavagan trích dẫn

posted by Canada24

#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."

#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, bạn know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what bạn got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!

#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...

Deer

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Billy Elish

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;P

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twerk

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ash twerking

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Miraculous ladybug season 3 episode 2 (weredad) "eng dub" full episode!

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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Hellfire Lyrics

posted by kingcesar67

Hellfire Lyrics
A new musical based on the Victor Hugo novel and songs from the Disney film
The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Musical - Hellfire Lyrics

ARCHDEACON & PRIESTS
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
PRIESTS
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar,...

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animu grills

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Teen Titans Go Reasons to support it. Original Teen Titans returned cause of Teen Titans Go Movie.

posted by NagisaFurukawa-

Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.

Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven đã đưa ý kiến that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. hoặc no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong đã đưa ý kiến that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the phim chiếu rạp in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans em bé comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Mariko Shinobu (Oniisama e...)

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There For Tomorrow - A Little Faster (Official âm nhạc Video)

added by TheLefteris24

video

ngẫu nhiên

âm nhạc

song

there for tomorrow

Reaction Pictures for everyone!

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Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp ngôi sao for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, màu hồng, hồng skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp ngôi sao as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop ngôi sao I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop ngôi sao and flew...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...