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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED bởi RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

deathding, lalaland101 and 3 others like this

Invader-Tak I only posted this because me and my group of friends were joking about Chuck Norris. LOL :D

Delilah_Scruggs LOL. I love them! A couple I had heard before but not most of them. :D

Invader-Tak If you know more, tell me, I can add them on!

silvaze9 chuck norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries

-BlazeTheCat- Chuck Norris can ignore Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak's girth.

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Nick Reviews Episode 3: Digimon Our War Game

posted by BlondLionEzel

Today I shall be reviewing Digimon: Our War Game. Know for all who don't know, Digimon are Digital Monsters.

Plot: Tai and Izzy learn that a Digimon is destroying the internet, so they must call upon their Digimon to stop the menace known as Diaboromon.

This is a very interesting movie. We only see Tai and Izzy, along with their Digimon, Agumon and Tentomon. However, Matt and TK hiển thị up with their Digimon, Patamon and Gabumon. But this movie has great action and a wonderful plot.

Score: 5/5

Music: Though the âm nhạc is the Opening of Digimon (Butter-fly) and the Evolution theme (Brave Heart), they...

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The Last Myth book four: Never Ending Journey Chapter Two: Saying Goodbye

posted by misscrazel

Senfinelin Forest

Aznr ran down the đồi núi, hill to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an Mũi tên xanh in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded bởi an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...

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Capduca de Magica chapter one: the world in the sink

posted by misscrazel

"So girls," đã đưa ý kiến mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down.
"So why'd we have to di chuyển to Britain?" asked Erin.
"Well maybe bạn can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green.
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other.
"Since when does that happen." they đã đưa ý kiến in unison.
"Why don't bạn go explore the house." đã đưa ý kiến Mrs. Green.
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with vàng and cầu vồng streaks.
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A ngựa tail brushed...

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I'd Die For bạn ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If bạn could see inside my heart
Then bạn will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep bạn hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...

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To The ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

We would take no prisoners
'Cause there was nobody giving in
They came walking through my jungle
Met an Angel about to sin
I heard a voice from inside of me
When the youth of America cried
Can bạn help me, hear me call

I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire

When you're a part of society
You know the tim, trái tim of your innocence dies
When we met with Authority
I looked him right between the eyes
'Cause all we had was our innocence
All we had was our hearts to try to win the...

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Tokyo Road ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the tim, trái tim of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They đã đưa ý kiến we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away...

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In And Out Of tình yêu ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take bạn higher than you've ever known
Then drive bạn down to your knees
I pick bạn up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Come Back ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how bạn lied
When bạn đã đưa ý kiến you'd never tình yêu again

Your Những người bạn telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can bạn see that this broken tim, trái tim is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my tim, trái tim is calling bạn back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need bạn bởi my side again

Now it's too late...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my tim, trái tim for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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Shot Through The tim, trái tim ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the tim, trái tim
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would bạn be content to see me crying
After all those little games bạn put me through
After all I've done for bạn you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave bạn everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the tim, trái tim as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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Runaway ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

On the đường phố, street where bạn live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But bạn were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word bạn said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see bạn out on the streets
Call me for...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then bạn switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like bạn used to be
‘Cause bạn get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause bạn get in my head and hold...

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Crank It Up ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...

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Hot Mess ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best Những người bạn hoặc benefits, no

But you’re so racy, you’re my yêu thích guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know bạn got it real bad
Doing things that bạn never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy bạn are
You’re a talented kind of boy bạn are
And that’s just the kind of boy bạn are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the âm nhạc plays
Headstrong, can bạn feel the beat
Melt down, can bạn feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can bạn feel the beat
Melt down, can bạn feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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We'll Be Together ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel bạn in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear bạn everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...

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tình yêu Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that bạn see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what bạn need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what bạn get is what bạn see
And I can’t be any thêm than what I am
Love me for me hoặc don’t tình yêu me (Or don’t tình yêu me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who bạn want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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Positivity ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(I gotta get some baby
Won’t bạn hiển thị me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What thêm do bạn want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please hiển thị me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...