Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when bạn say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. bạn look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and bạn never get tired of being with us.
4. I tình yêu bạn and only you.-Well, bạn guys get the picture.
5. I will be with bạn forever.
6. bạn have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. bạn shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for bạn to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. bạn look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and bạn never get tired of being with us.
4. I tình yêu bạn and only you.-Well, bạn guys get the picture.
5. I will be with bạn forever.
6. bạn have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. bạn shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for bạn to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when bạn want to get kicked out of the DMV. bởi Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy tiếp theo to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over bởi a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people tiếp theo to bạn look at bạn funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down tiếp theo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your yêu thích hiển thị the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big hiển thị number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy tiếp theo to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over bởi a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people tiếp theo to bạn look at bạn funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down tiếp theo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your yêu thích hiển thị the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big hiển thị number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
