These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to bạn as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If bạn are the phone company, I already sent the money. If bạn are my parents, please send money. If bạn are my financial aid institution, bạn didn't lend me enough money. If bạn are my friends, bạn owe me money. If bạn are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now bạn say something.
5. Hi, I'm not trang chủ right now, but my answering machine is, so bạn can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If bạn leave a message, I'll call bạn soon. If bạn leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, bạn are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows hoặc a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait bởi your phone until I call bạn back.
13. If bạn are a burglar, then we're probably at trang chủ cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't trang chủ and it's an toàn, két an toàn to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, bạn have the right to remain silent. Everything bạn say will be recorded and will be used bởi us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to bạn as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If bạn are the phone company, I already sent the money. If bạn are my parents, please send money. If bạn are my financial aid institution, bạn didn't lend me enough money. If bạn are my friends, bạn owe me money. If bạn are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now bạn say something.
5. Hi, I'm not trang chủ right now, but my answering machine is, so bạn can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If bạn leave a message, I'll call bạn soon. If bạn leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, bạn are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows hoặc a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait bởi your phone until I call bạn back.
13. If bạn are a burglar, then we're probably at trang chủ cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't trang chủ and it's an toàn, két an toàn to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, bạn have the right to remain silent. Everything bạn say will be recorded and will be used bởi us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
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