These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to bạn as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If bạn are the phone company, I already sent the money. If bạn are my parents, please send money. If bạn are my financial aid institution, bạn didn't lend me enough money. If bạn are my friends, bạn owe me money. If bạn are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now bạn say something.
5. Hi, I'm not trang chủ right now, but my answering machine is, so bạn can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If bạn leave a message, I'll call bạn soon. If bạn leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, bạn are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows hoặc a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait bởi your phone until I call bạn back.
13. If bạn are a burglar, then we're probably at trang chủ cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't trang chủ and it's an toàn, két an toàn to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, bạn have the right to remain silent. Everything bạn say will be recorded and will be used bởi us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to bạn as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If bạn are the phone company, I already sent the money. If bạn are my parents, please send money. If bạn are my financial aid institution, bạn didn't lend me enough money. If bạn are my friends, bạn owe me money. If bạn are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now bạn say something.
5. Hi, I'm not trang chủ right now, but my answering machine is, so bạn can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If bạn leave a message, I'll call bạn soon. If bạn leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, bạn are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows hoặc a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait bởi your phone until I call bạn back.
13. If bạn are a burglar, then we're probably at trang chủ cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't trang chủ and it's an toàn, két an toàn to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, bạn have the right to remain silent. Everything bạn say will be recorded and will be used bởi us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a một phút then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Những người bạn hoặc anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my mật khẩu for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the các bình luận and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being đã đưa ý kiến i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my mật khẩu so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if bạn see some retarded post made bởi me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if bạn don't believe me then find your choice.
that being đã đưa ý kiến i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my mật khẩu so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if bạn see some retarded post made bởi me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if bạn don't believe me then find your choice.
Yeah bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz bạn know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Những người bạn - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Những người bạn - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Những người bạn - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Những người bạn - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know thêm than bạn all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Những người bạn - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ngẫu nhiên sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
Những người bạn - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Những người bạn - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ngẫu nhiên symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Những người bạn - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Những người bạn - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ngẫu nhiên Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know thêm than bạn all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Những người bạn - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ngẫu nhiên sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
