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I'm trying to compile a huge danh sách of trích dẫn - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant Lời khuyên Wilson offers. trích dẫn from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of trích dẫn there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if bạn have anything bạn want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope bạn enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please bình luận any bạn may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 bạn Can't Always Get What bạn Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have bởi now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What bạn Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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posted by mrshouse62689
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Found this danh sách somewhere awhile cách đây and I had đã đăng it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in tình yêu with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: bạn should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. bạn don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by dreamsofspike
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A/N: Not for the squeamish!! This chapter details House's injuries, in a clinical sort of way, but it's still quite shocking and disturbing...consider yourselves warned! :P



Chapter 5


Wilson hurried into the room, closing the door carefully behind him before moving swiftly around the gurney to face his friend. Though House was moaning and writhing on the narrow bed, as if desperately struggling to escape some unseen foe, his eyes were closed, and he might have appeared to be asleep and battling a nightmare, had Wilson not known better.



This was a textbook PTSD flashback.



"No...please!" House fairly...
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The 6th season of FOX's House turned out to be one of my các sở thích as it not only carried on the strength of its medical storylines, characters, and House wittiness, but also brought on the surprises and twists which is rare to find this far into a series! So, as we await House's return this fall, I'm taking a look back at my yêu thích episodes of a very solid 6th season.


Episode 1 - Broken
I was nervous after the Season 5 finale showed Dr. House committing himself to the psychiatric hospital as it seemed that might just be the hiển thị officially jumping the cá mập into Mất tích cause TV land. But in...
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THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL PR CAMPAIGN TO BRING LISA EDELSTEIN BACK ON TO HOUSE!!!

We are focusing on SENDING THONGS AND BALLS TO cáo, fox AND NBC entertainment presidents with one of the suggested captions listed below. We will add thêm suggestions as they come in.

This campaign will take the two most được ưa chuộng ideas on the fandom and combines them. It also leaves open the option of sending one hoặc the other if both are not feasible. In this way we will have a united front.

This is a joint effort bởi many fandoms. Each House fandom is welcome and encouraged to have one of their members as an executive here...
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posted by BeforeItWasCool
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Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying tình yêu for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!


It’s About Time….

Her các bình luận had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their vòi hoa sen had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...
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posted by HuddyJoy0524
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We were watching clips of "As Good As It Gets" in psych class today and there was a scene in the restaurant with Lisa Edelstein and Peter Jacobson playing a young couple! It was all I could take not to shout "It's Taub and Cuddy!" in class.

It won't let me post a link from Youtube on here anymore so if bạn go to Youtube and type in "lisa e in as good as it gets" it will pop right up.

Anyway, thought bạn all would get a kick out of it, especially because they look so young and have worked together before! :D
posted by nothin_ooses
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First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for đọc and fixing my nghề viết văn since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank bạn guys who is still there đọc this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope bạn like this chapter and sorry for the late.


**

Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right tiếp theo the old and crank giường inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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posted by nothin_ooses
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Hey everybody. I hope bạn enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when bạn finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be thêm chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered bởi the wind was the only thing bạn could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. bạn can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Immunity
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 Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
This episode is between episode 9 and 10, lol.
I´m neither good at medical stuff nor at sticking true to the characters, be warned...




Episode 9 1/2 (Part 1)

(View of Wilson´s office. He is sitting at his desk, nghề viết văn something as a woman with a file comes in. Wilson stops nghề viết văn and looks up, taking a nap of his morning coffee.)

Wilson: Morning Danielle.

Danielle: Morning James.
(reads the files)
You have to talk to a patient in an hour. Ah and Mrs. Taylor annulled her appointment for tomorrow morning.

Wilson: Thank you, Danielle.

Danielle: bởi the way, Mr. Thompson is still complaining about the...
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posted by Chandlerfan
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[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see bạn tomorrow. Give bạn another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...
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House “The patient’s a crazy person?”
Cuddy “You’re a crazy person. The patient’s a psychologist.”

House “Carlson won’t listen to me since I hit on his wife.”
Cameron “You knew?!”
House “God no. I thought she was his daughter.”

Wilson “That makes sense.”
House “That makes sense?”
Wilson “I đã đưa ý kiến it first!”

House “You, for some reason, are happy.”
Wilson “How dare you!”

House “You are wearing that áo sơ mi FOR somebody.”
Wilson “The health department. They frown on topless-oncology.”

Wilson “Are bạn ok.” [laughs]
House “It’s a valid medical...
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posted by misanthrope86
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I tình yêu silly little bits of information that are utterly useless in practical everyday life. So I thought I would compile a '6 Degrees Of Separation' danh sách (well, sort of...) for 'House MD'.


Lots of the actors and các nữ diễn viên that have appeared on the hiển thị have crossed paths before working on, hoặc since working on 'House MD'. Here are the ones that I have picked up on...


1) Kurtwood Smith, who played Dr. Obyedkov (father of Patient-Of-The-Week Patrick) in the season three episode 'Half-Wit', also played the father to Robert Sean Leonard's character, Neil Perry, in the 1989 movie 'Dead Poets Society'....
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posted by peoplesuck
Here's the tiếp theo part of part II. As always please comment. =D

“Everything’s normal except the amount of hemorrhaging,” Dr. Hanson đã đưa ý kiến confused, “We’ll keep close watch over bạn and give bạn a transfusion. I’ll be back in about a half giờ to check on you.”
“There are few people who hemorrhage this much during child birth,” Sarah đã đưa ý kiến as soon as Dr. Hanson was out of ear shot.
“Can bạn save your obsessive over-analysis for a time when I am not in labor,” Cuddy replied through gritted teeth.
“I’m distracting you.”
“Couldn’t bạn find a different, less annoying method...
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Bác sĩ Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach bạn to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned bạn wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if bạn jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? bạn take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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“Sometimes, when a person has suffered extreme physical hoặc psychological trauma (including massive stress), they will assume the fetal position hoặc a similar position in which the back is curved forward, the legs are brought up as tightly against the abdomen as possible, the head is bowed as close to the abdomen as possible, and the arms are wrapped around the head to prevent further trauma.” (Wikipedia)


Fetal Position has been my favourite episode of House MD for a very long time now. I have an incredible bias towards the episode because it is one of the few episodes where Cuddy’s character...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
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Ships of House
There are so many,and many thêm are beginning to be discovered
I will danh sách the ships,and tell bạn some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong danh sách of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by tubby2002
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Facts About the Show

+ Hugh Laurie, who plays House on the show, is actually British. He's starred in many British comedy films and ti vi series' but House is his first American ti vi endeavor.

+ Hugh Laurie is also a writer (he's written a novel called The Gun Seller), a musician (he plays a number of instruments) and rides a motorcycle.

+ Jennifer Morrison, who plays Dr. Cameron, is actually a blond.

+ During Hugh Laurie's audition, David bờ biển says that Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want: an American guy." Singer was completely unaware...
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