If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested bởi the police), here’s how it would go:
1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter
2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them
3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.
4. Người sói get in on it
5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die
6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her
7. Alice and Jasper hiển thị up with SEVERAL half-breeds
8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed
9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them
10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. ma cà rồng everywhere are happy.
11. Renesmee falls in tình yêu with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.
12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.
13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.
14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.
15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.
16. Edward's not far behind.
17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.
18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now bạn know!
comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do bạn know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! bạn made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be Những người bạn with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I hiển thị up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did bạn father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.
CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus
1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter
2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them
3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.
4. Người sói get in on it
5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die
6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her
7. Alice and Jasper hiển thị up with SEVERAL half-breeds
8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed
9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them
10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. ma cà rồng everywhere are happy.
11. Renesmee falls in tình yêu with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.
12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.
13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.
14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.
15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.
16. Edward's not far behind.
17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.
18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now bạn know!
comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do bạn know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! bạn made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be Những người bạn with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I hiển thị up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did bạn father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.
CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus
I still tình yêu bạn after all these years.
Thinking of bạn brings me to tears.
I see bạn every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are bạn my dear?
Are bạn near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When bạn had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if bạn are just beyond my reach.
Where are bạn my dear?
Are bạn near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When bạn had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
Thinking of bạn brings me to tears.
I see bạn every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are bạn my dear?
Are bạn near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When bạn had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if bạn are just beyond my reach.
Where are bạn my dear?
Are bạn near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When bạn had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
