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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides bởi calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets bạn a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE năm OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The sách aren’t well written, just because bạn make up...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some thảo luận on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few thêm assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives Lời khuyên as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts hoặc sits all ngày drinking bia and watching...
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SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore đã đưa ý kiến lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and thêm black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and đã đưa ý kiến some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a câu hỏi a bit cách đây asking what bothers bạn about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if bạn haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, bạn probably...
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 Harry James Potter
Harry James Potter
This is not my opinion. It's an excerpt from an bài viết titled link. I have however come across a few people who have voiced the same thing. Just curious to know people's thought on this.


Kenny Herzog

I’ve read all of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books—devoured them, really, because whatever her flaws, the lady does a terrific job at building compulsive narratives and enjoyable worlds. But the thêm time I spend away from the series, the thêm its problems get to me, and the biggest problem of them all is the main character himself. Harry is, to put it kindly, an absolute no one. He suffers...
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(i have edited this bài viết so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell bạn why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are đọc that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child an toàn, két an toàn book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 năm old...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give bạn a little thêm open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, bạn survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as hoặc thêm beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do bạn stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do bạn irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by snuggles123
twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if bạn want to know thêm go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my bài viết with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't bạn see
I'm calling
A guy like bạn should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the nghề viết văn is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...
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The two Bellas: Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter and Bella thiên nga from Twilight are being compared. These are 50 reasons why I think Bellatrix beats Bella.


1: Most important: Helena Bonham Carts vs. Kristen Stewart... is there really any competition??
2. When people act as if Bellatrix is incapable of doing certain things, it just makes her fight harder. When people act as if Bella is incapable of doing certain things, she becomes all depressed.
3. Bellatrix is exceedingly loyal. For a time, Bella couldn't choose WHO to be loyal to (Edward hoặc Jacob)
4. Bellatrix went into Azkaban for--what...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
This was not written bởi me. It was written bởi the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic hoặc emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story hoặc novel hoặc what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- nghề viết văn styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen năm old girl. bạn can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about ma cà rồng and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...
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So I am đọc reasons as to why Twilight những người hâm mộ think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the thêm common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has thêm love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have thêm tình yêu than Harry Potter bởi any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect bạn and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the tiếp theo “big thing.” Being in middle school, the tiếp theo “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t tình yêu it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, hoặc cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 The truth has been spoken. :O
The truth has been spoken. :O
There was once a young girl called, at least on Fanpop, GemonkDruid. One day, she picked up this interesting book at the library. "Ooh," she said. "It's about 400 pages long, and has an interesting cover. Must be a good read then."

So she borrowed it, using her thư viện card, and brought it home. It was forgotten for a little while, but then on a boring rainy day, she decided, "What the heck, I should just read it." So she did. First chapter, một giây chapter, third, etc. Until before she knew it, she finished the whole book.

And what was the first thing she thought when she finished it?

The answer:...
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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
I've been seeing this câu hỏi a lot lately. Twilight những người hâm mộ don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this bài viết in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No thêm than a month. But Bella...
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posted by HecateA
So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At trang chủ
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage hoặc
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...
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This is a danh sách of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't bạn think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...
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