Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post bởi Vladimir of Romania)

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How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post bởi Vladimir of Romania)

posted by anydaynow

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested bởi the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Người sói get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper hiển thị up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed

9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them

10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. ma cà rồng everywhere are happy.

11. Renesmee falls in tình yêu with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.

12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.

13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.

14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.

15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.

16. Edward's not far behind.

17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.

18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now bạn know!

comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do bạn know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! bạn made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be Những người bạn with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I hiển thị up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did bạn father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.

CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus

Allies57, VampiresRevenge and 3 others like this

alexisn10 I actually like this waaaay better than the original ending. I'm loving the Cullens becoming the new Volturi and I LOVE Jacob and Leah! :D

cassie-1-2-3 That's so sad. Poor Jacob.

SuperNerd123 I would have liked it better if the volturi kills all the cullens in the battle, and bella sue, edward, renesmee and everyone else die slow painful deaths, and the volturi then takes over the world (with no one left to stop them), but your ending is still better than SMeyer's

tsmith120 I prefer the ending when, years from now when time travel is invented, the Terminator reads this book series and goes back in time to kill the author. Or the publisher. Or just finds some way of STOPPING THIS CRAP SERIES BEING SHOWN TO HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

RyanDawnset-40 How about this? There's secretly an ancient clan of vampires who lose their power in the sun. These guys hear about these upstart Cullens and wage a cold war on them, murdering as many as they can before the Cullens find out! Then, when they do find out, they meet the ancients in a battle(At night, to add suspense because they can only fight for so long before dawn) and fight from dusk until nearly dawn, with both sides suffering massive casualties... You know what, I should just write a fanfic with this ending.

Emma Watson as Renesmee

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Harry Potter is the book of THE sách

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Logical Reasons:Harry Potter vs Twilight

posted by cinnominbubble

Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...

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7 Undeniable Facts as to Why HP beats Twilight

posted by zar_far11

Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP những người hâm mộ use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As bạn may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
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Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have được trao a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly nghề viết văn because copying from another persons work is not nghề viết văn unless bạn are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single đọc the sách I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...

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From Twihard to Potterhead

posted by RonGetYourWand

As bạn can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The thư viện didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...

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My Feelings Towards Bella thiên nga

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Bella Swan.

Of course there's a main character in almost every book I read that I really do not like. For example: in Hunger Games, it's...

Why do bạn think Twilight is a good book?

posted by krazyknoxy

I don't want to hear about Harry Potter hoặc any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a thảo luận about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why bạn Twilight những người hâm mộ enjoy đọc Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If bạn don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear bạn saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP những người hâm mộ and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful thảo luận though. I want to discuss the reasons bạn give, but nicely.
If bạn can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with bạn I will thảo luận with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!

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"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...

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Because My Taste In sách Is Just That Awesome

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Because My Taste In sách Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to bạn solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell bạn what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 kèn giọng trầm, nấm mèo, bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.