Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post bởi Vladimir of Romania)

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How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post bởi Vladimir of Romania)

posted by anydaynow

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested bởi the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Người sói get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper hiển thị up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed

9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them

10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. ma cà rồng everywhere are happy.

11. Renesmee falls in tình yêu with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.

12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.

13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.

14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.

15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.

16. Edward's not far behind.

17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.

18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now bạn know!

comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do bạn know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! bạn made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be Những người bạn with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I hiển thị up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did bạn father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.

CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus

Allies57, VampiresRevenge and 3 others like this

alexisn10 I actually like this waaaay better than the original ending. I'm loving the Cullens becoming the new Volturi and I LOVE Jacob and Leah! :D

cassie-1-2-3 That's so sad. Poor Jacob.

SuperNerd123 I would have liked it better if the volturi kills all the cullens in the battle, and bella sue, edward, renesmee and everyone else die slow painful deaths, and the volturi then takes over the world (with no one left to stop them), but your ending is still better than SMeyer's

tsmith120 I prefer the ending when, years from now when time travel is invented, the Terminator reads this book series and goes back in time to kill the author. Or the publisher. Or just finds some way of STOPPING THIS CRAP SERIES BEING SHOWN TO HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

RyanDawnset-40 How about this? There's secretly an ancient clan of vampires who lose their power in the sun. These guys hear about these upstart Cullens and wage a cold war on them, murdering as many as they can before the Cullens find out! Then, when they do find out, they meet the ancients in a battle(At night, to add suspense because they can only fight for so long before dawn) and fight from dusk until nearly dawn, with both sides suffering massive casualties... You know what, I should just write a fanfic with this ending.

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. bạn sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. bạn just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards hoặc vampires.

83. bạn did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead bạn went on a rant on how much u luv it and bạn keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to bạn cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight hoặc duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. ma cà rồng thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are bạn ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since bạn both write fiction-how did bạn come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of giường and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. ma cà rồng that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Twilighters nghề viết văn in CAPITOL LETTERS

posted by mimifaith

Is it just me, hoặc does it seem like most of the Twilight những người hâm mộ feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if bạn write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So tiếp theo time bạn feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The bài viết is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote các bài viết aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished đọc Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much thêm tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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What I think of Robert Pattison

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a thêm formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight những người đang yêu think in Twilight all the ma cà rồng really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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Bella is Messed Up

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ hoặc WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella bởi examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. bạn could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up bởi pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a mô tả of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...

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What's Wrong about 'HarryPotter vs Twilight issue'

posted by nessienjake

I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both những người hâm mộ of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most các bài viết from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

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The message Harry Potter leaves to teenager...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

một giây part of my review on both of the sách this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after đọc both of this, tiếp theo time a fanpick câu hỏi of "Which is best" pops up, bạn take a một phút to consider your answer.

1. If bạn have Những người bạn hoặc people that care about you, there's no need for bạn to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard hoặc because he is smart. He prevails because...

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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature ma cà rồng with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...

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Attention HP HATERS

posted by nati30

Sorcerer's Stone

Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and Những câu chuyện về rồng and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before bạn read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...

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Mario beats all!!!!

added by emilyroxx

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Twi-Hards Take a Beating

posted by HopeEve

ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:

1. Robert Pattinson, can bạn say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to diễn xuất ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.

2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have bạn SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no diễn xuất ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to diễn xuất ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bella thiên nga

posted by KateKicksAss

NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight những người hâm mộ with any of the các câu hỏi that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with được ưa chuộng fantaisie book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's thêm to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can...