Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post bởi Vladimir of Romania)

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How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post bởi Vladimir of Romania)

posted by anydaynow

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested bởi the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Người sói get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper hiển thị up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed

9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them

10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. ma cà rồng everywhere are happy.

11. Renesmee falls in tình yêu with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.

12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.

13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.

14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.

15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.

16. Edward's not far behind.

17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.

18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now bạn know!

comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1: Tell me, blond one. Do bạn know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! bạn made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be Những người bạn with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I hiển thị up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did bạn father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.

CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus

Allies57, VampiresRevenge and 3 others like this

alexisn10 I actually like this waaaay better than the original ending. I'm loving the Cullens becoming the new Volturi and I LOVE Jacob and Leah! :D

cassie-1-2-3 That's so sad. Poor Jacob.

SuperNerd123 I would have liked it better if the volturi kills all the cullens in the battle, and bella sue, edward, renesmee and everyone else die slow painful deaths, and the volturi then takes over the world (with no one left to stop them), but your ending is still better than SMeyer's

tsmith120 I prefer the ending when, years from now when time travel is invented, the Terminator reads this book series and goes back in time to kill the author. Or the publisher. Or just finds some way of STOPPING THIS CRAP SERIES BEING SHOWN TO HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

RyanDawnset-40 How about this? There's secretly an ancient clan of vampires who lose their power in the sun. These guys hear about these upstart Cullens and wage a cold war on them, murdering as many as they can before the Cullens find out! Then, when they do find out, they meet the ancients in a battle(At night, to add suspense because they can only fight for so long before dawn) and fight from dusk until nearly dawn, with both sides suffering massive casualties... You know what, I should just write a fanfic with this ending.