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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Seanthehedgehog Presents

A Hedgehog In Ponyville Story

The Grand Galloping Gala

Based off of the Grand Galloping Gala Roleplay from Applejackrocks1, now known as Jade_23.

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits bởi door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see bạn again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen. I need to sneak my soldiers into Equestria, can bạn help me?
Discord: Yes I can. The ponies are preparing for something called the Grand Galloping Gala. That will be our perfect time to strike!
Robotnik: Very well
Sean: (What's the Grand Galloping Gala?)
Discord: How many units would bạn like to send above ground with me?
Robotnik: Twenty.
Discord: As bạn wish.

Twenty Nazi soldiers marched into the building Discord walked into, and soon we were going above ground.

Sean: I have to warn the ponies about this!
Discord: *opens door* Are bạn sure bạn don't want any hot Sô cô la before bạn leave?
Sean: *hops off building*
Nazi: Nein. We have our orders to set up base bởi the train station.
Sean: bởi the train station?
Nazi: Was that a voice? *spots Sean*
Sean: *runs*
Discord: What are bạn waiting for?! GET HIM!!
Nazis: *fire guns*
Sean: *fires back*
Discord: Keep shooting! The ice is cracking!!
Sean: *kills two Nazis*
Nazi captain: Get him now!!
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Sean: *slips* Whoa!
Nazis: *shooting ice*
Sean: *shoots Nazi* They're so far I might hit the ice instead of them.
Nazi captain: Get me a sniper rifle.
Nazis: *give captain rifle*
Nazi captain: *looks through scope* He's gone.

I ran away. I knew someone had to be told this, and who else but the mane six? I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what bạn doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to tell you!
Twilight: What is it?
Applejack: Discord, wants to destroy the gala!
Twilight: OH NO!!
Sean: What is the gala anyway?
Twilight: It's this dance. And speaking of the gala, Celestia sent us eight tickets. I guess it's for me, my friends, Spike, and you.
Sean: Does she send tickets to everypony for free?
Twilight: No, she's doing this for me cuz I'm her student I guess.
Applejack: You're a princess, that's why.
Twilight: Right, well let's just warn the others.

20 phút later, everypony was out in town hall.

Mayor Mare: Citizens of Ponyville, and Canterlot! We have to fight against Discord if we are to enjoy the gala. I ask that ponies under 15 years old do not fight in this.
Applebloom: Great.
Sweetie Belle: So much for getting a cutie mark on military stuff.
Scootaloo: It's not the military! It's the army!!
Mayor Mare: Who are you?
Sean: Sean the hedgehog, born on December 23, 1996.
Mayor Mare: Ok, you're in. Name?
cầu vồng Dash: Come on Mayor, bạn know me!
Mayor Mare: Oh yes cầu vồng Dash, of course. And are the rest of your Những người bạn going to be in this war?
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, it was Twilight's idea.
Mayor Mare: How is Twilight?
cầu vồng Dash: She's doing great, in fact here she is.
Twilight: What's gucci mayor?
Mayor Mare: Gucci? Oh bạn mean what's good? I forgot bạn had the voice of a black man.
Twilight: Right.
Spike: If bạn do anything to Twilight..
Sean: After all we've been through, bạn still don't trust me?
Spike: Yes.
Sean: Well let me tell bạn something. Twilight is cool, and I would not do anything to hurt her.
Spike: She already has a boyfriend.
Sean: I'm dating cầu vồng Dash for crying out loud!
Twilight: Sean, let's go!
Sean: Alright, I have to go now. See you.
Rarity: So where did bạn say they were setting up base?
Sean: bởi the train station.
Fluttershy: That's right in front of us!
Nazis: *hear Fluttershy*
Sean: A little less loud tiếp theo time? Thank you.
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Sean: Quick! Take cover, and get ready to attack!
Nazis: *shoot machine gun*
Ponies: *die*
Sean: *shoots machine gunner*
Nazi: *falls over wall*
Robotnik: Was ist das?!
Nazis: We're under attack bởi the ponies!
Robotnik: Is Sean The Hedgehog with them?
Nazis: *check* JA! He's there.
Robotnik: Scheiße!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots near Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullet* How many are out there?
Nazi: Umm, 27
Nazi machine gunner: *kills pony*
Nazi: 26 now.
Robotnik: Alright, we outnumber them for now. Keep the attack up.
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Sean: *shoots grenade*
Nazi: *dies*
Major Von Hapen: Send five soldiers to the station!
Leiutenant Werner: Yes sir!

Five Nazis came running towards us.

Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for bạn Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
cầu vồng Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I think we got them all.
Sean: Yup. Let's get the train, and go to Canterlot.
Robotnik: I can't believe this! *runs away*

Soon, a train arrived to get us into Canterlot

Sean: Alright, let's go *enters train*
Mane 6: *enters train*
Twilight: Man, what about Spike?
cầu vồng Dash: What about him? He'll be fine.
Twilight: *sighs* Alright, but I'm not sure if I should leave him alone.
Spike: *stuck in house* Twilight's not here. I might as well make myself a milkshake. *looks for ice cream* Now where is that refrigerator?

While trying to open the door, Spike accidentally made the refrigerator fall over

Spike: Oh great! Now how am I going to get my ice cream? Hmmmm

bởi Twilight's house

Robotnik: Alright General, do bạn remember what to do?
General Rosemeyer: Yes, I know. We stop the train they're on, and kill all the ponies on it.
Robotnik: Including Sean The Hedgehog.
General Rosemeyer: Ja. We will defeat him.
Robotnik: Good. Now hurry, before they get to Canterlot. The gala will start if they do make it.
General Rosemeyer: I will prevent it from starting sir.

Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have bạn noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!

On the train however, things weren't going our way

Sean: Girls, do bạn hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit den Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!

Still, could be worse

Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm

10 giây later

Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!

The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
cầu vồng Dash: What are bạn doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.

Meanwhile in ponyville

Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do bạn have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.

Back on the train

Twilight: *worried*
cầu vồng Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
cầu vồng Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then bạn guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.

While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel

Engineers: *refueling*
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no thêm time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity: They're following us!
Sean: Are they getting close?
Rarity: *shakes head yes*
Sean: *shoots tires*
Nazis: *spin out of control*
Fluttershy: They're going to crash into the train!
Sean: Not if I can help it *gives gun to cầu vồng Dash*
Fluttershy: What are bạn going to do?
Sean: Prevent them from derailing the train *jumps out*
Applejack: What?!
Twilight: *looks out window* He's alright!
Sean: *grabs trucks*
Nazis: Fick dich
Sean: *throws trucks*

And speaking of trucks

Discord: *driving truck*
Spike: *struggling to get free*
Colonel Kramer: He's trying to get out.
Discord: But he can't! Hahaha.
Colonel Kramer: *sees trucks flying towards them* Step on it!
Discord: Ok *goes faster*

The trucks landed on Discord's truck, and somehow, Spike escaped.

Discord: Ugh, gag!! Get him!!
Nazis: *show up out of nowhere* Surrender dragon!
Spike: *puts hands up*

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 giây later

Fluttershy: Oh no! thêm airplanes!!
cầu vồng Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
cầu vồng Dash: If bạn say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.

Four trucks then arrived

Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
cầu vồng Dash: What is it?
Applejack: thêm enemies.
cầu vồng Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on hàng đầu, đầu trang of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on bạn guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure bạn only shovel in coal when bạn need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
cầu vồng Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
cầu vồng Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something thêm serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
cầu vồng Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
cầu vồng Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
cầu vồng Dash: Looks like bạn don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did bạn survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*

Twilight & cầu vồng Dash arrive

Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
cầu vồng Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?

As cầu vồng carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.

Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! cầu vồng is carrying her with Sean.
cầu vồng Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
cầu vồng Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do bạn know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
cầu vồng Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
cầu vồng Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*

If cầu vồng Dash could go fast enough, she would be able to push the train all the way to Canterlot.

Applejack: What is she doing?
cầu vồng Dash: *flying 400 miles an hour*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis* Don't worry about that. We have enemies coming toward us!
cầu vồng Dash: *pushes train*
Fluttershy: She's pushing the train.
Pinkie Pie: The enemies must have killed the engineer, and stolen the fuel for our train.
Applejack: Well, let's hope they don't kill her!!
cầu vồng Dash: *pushing train at 30 miles an hour*
Nazis: *shooting at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *returns fire*
Major Von Hapen: Enough! Half of bạn shoot Pinkie, the others shoot cầu vồng Dash.
Nazis: *shoot at cầu vồng Dash*

Only one bullet hit the blue pegasus

cầu vồng Dash: Ow!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis*
cầu vồng Dash: *sees hill*
Applejack: Rainbow!! bạn gotta go faster!
cầu vồng Dash: *pushing train* I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: Keep it up.
Nazis: *still shooting at cầu vồng Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *blows up truck*

The explosion caused a chain reaction, and even destroyed the airplanes

cầu vồng Dash: They're all dead! *gets train to top*
Fluttershy: It's over.
Applejack: Yah!
cầu vồng Dash: We did it!
Applejack: No Rainbow. bạn did it. For a pegasus, bạn really know how to di chuyển heavy stuff.
cầu vồng Dash: *blushes*
Rarity: We're at Canterlot.
Celestia: *sees mane 6* Good work, all of you.
Rarity: Thank you.
Pinkie Pie: We need your help. Sean, and Twilight are dead.
Celestia: Oh no. Bring them out here, I'll bring them back to life.

I was brought out of the train with Twilight, and Celestia soon started casting her spell, but I would change after she did.

After being brought back to life, I soon stood up expecting enemies

Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that bạn defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded bởi light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!

But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.

Sean: What happened?
Celestia: My spell must've turned bạn into a pony.
Sean: Do bạn know why?
Celestia: I guess it's because the spell came from a pony, me.
Sean: Will I be one forever?
Celestia: No. bạn should turn back to normal in 30 minutes. After that, the gala will begin.
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, bạn look hotter then bạn did before.
Sean: Well, I guess that's true.
cầu vồng Dash: And I know how to make those 30 phút last a long time.
Twilight: Man, these two are about to get it on!
Sean: Yes we are. Away from you.

The both of us left to be somewhere a little thêm private. While that was going on, we go back to Robotnik. It seemed like he was defeated at first, but he still had a lot of soldiers.

Major Von Hapen: *walks towards Robotnik*
Robotnik: I thought bạn died in a explosion.
Major Von Hapen: No, I ran off. They nearly shot me, but I made it look like they killed me.
Robotnik: Excellent. I have something for you, and the rest of our army to do. In the meantime, I'm going to get reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: Very well sir.

30 phút later, the gala began

Sean: *arrives in his normal form*
cầu vồng Dash: What do bạn want to do first?
Sean: Dance.
cầu vồng Dash: *dances with Sean*
Pinkie Pie: *eating cake* Was ist das?! *spits cake out* Who puts balogna, and rau bina in a cake?!
gala pony: I did. Do bạn have a problem with that?
Pinkie Pie: Cake is supposed to taste wunderbar! Not unwunderbar.
gala pony: I'm not german, but I'm sure that word does not exist.
Pinkie Pie: I'm german! That word does exist.
gala pony: Whatever *walks away*

We were all enjoying the gala when suddenly

Celestia: *hears airplanes* Where is that coming from?!
Pinkie Pie: *sees airplanes*
Nazis: *parachute from airplane*
Robotnik: *does the same*
cầu vồng Dash: What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Nazi soldiers!
Rarity: Again?! I thought they were dead!
Sean: Keep the others safe! Dash, come with me!
cầu vồng Dash: *follows Sean*
Celestia: Twilight, bạn and the rest of your Những người bạn should go too.
Twilight: Right. Come on girls!
rest of the mane 6: *follows Twilight*
Sean: *shooting Nazis*
Robotnik: *lands* Missed me?
Sean: Barely. I should've known bạn would come back.
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
Sean: *grabs Robotnik*
Robotnik: *punches Sean*
Sean: *jumps to hàng đầu, đầu trang of castle*
Robotnik: Let me go!
Sean: Ok *throws Robotnik onto roof*
cầu vồng Dash: *watching* I gotta help him!
Applejack: NO! *Grabs cầu vồng Dash* Stay outta this one.
Sean: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *pushes Sean*
Sean: *falls onto lower roof*
Robotnik: *jumps down*
Sean: *rolls toward window*
Robotnik: *kicks Sean through window*
Applejack: Oooh.
cầu vồng Dash: Now will bạn let me help him?!
Applejack: Did bạn see what he did to Sean? I ain't letting bạn get hurt.
Robotnik: *chokes Sean*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ah *falls on table* I killed you! How did bạn come back to life?! I fucking killed you!!
Sean: bạn wanna stop?
Robotnik: NO!!
Sean: *grabs Robotnik* Fine *throws Robotnik to airplane*
cầu vồng Dash: Now he doens't need my help. Way to go táo, apple jack ass.
Robotnik: *grabs airplane* I'll get my revenge on bạn someday!!!
Fluttershy: What about these Nazis?
Nazis: *run away*
Sean: *grabs part of ground*
Rarity: Is he really?
Sean: *throws ground*
Twilight: He is.
Nazis: *die*

After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: bạn have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without cầu vồng Dash.
cầu vồng Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face cầu vồng Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help bạn darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, bạn forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are bạn diễn xuất like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well bạn did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are bạn Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are bạn a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are bạn here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to tham gia yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
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In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, hoặc a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity hoặc black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six năm old detective who...
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Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some Những người bạn at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that được ưa chuộng
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? bạn mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if bạn try anything, I’ll kill bạn
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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When it comes to the phim chiếu rạp made bởi Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit hoặc miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie bởi Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...
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Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it Mất tích to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from giày trượt băng, skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked bởi the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with...
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Okay, let’s talk about Fallout. I never played the first two, ut I hear they are all time classics. Fallout 3 was interesting, 4 was okay, and as much as we’d all tình yêu to forget about 76, Bethesda fucks up enough to keep it in the everyone’s crossheirs. But I didn’t mention New Vegas, so bạn know which ones on the list.
New Vegas follows a young man hoặc woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced bởi Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...
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The pizza, bánh pizza boy is Francine!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. bạn want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell bạn some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and phim chiếu rạp series, Harry Potter. I'm sure bạn all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme đã đưa ý kiến so in...
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Back when I was so poor, bạn would find bánh mỳ, bánh mì to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...
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Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten Mất tích in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: bạn STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do bạn think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your Bones with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....
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Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this danh sách and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic bởi many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to tìm kiếm items dropped bởi the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...
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Song: link

Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a giáng sinh song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded bởi a vòng tròn of hát ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank bạn everyone for surrounding me while hát this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda lấy trộm, đánh cắp Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Những truyện rùng rợn kinh dị fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if bạn like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever bạn want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the danh sách shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so bạn already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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