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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Seanthehedgehog Presents

A Hedgehog In Ponyville Story

The Grand Galloping Gala

Based off of the Grand Galloping Gala Roleplay from Applejackrocks1, now known as Jade_23.

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits bởi door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see bạn again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen. I need to sneak my soldiers into Equestria, can bạn help me?
Discord: Yes I can. The ponies are preparing for something called the Grand Galloping Gala. That will be our perfect time to strike!
Robotnik: Very well
Sean: (What's the Grand Galloping Gala?)
Discord: How many units would bạn like to send above ground with me?
Robotnik: Twenty.
Discord: As bạn wish.

Twenty Nazi soldiers marched into the building Discord walked into, and soon we were going above ground.

Sean: I have to warn the ponies about this!
Discord: *opens door* Are bạn sure bạn don't want any hot Sô cô la before bạn leave?
Sean: *hops off building*
Nazi: Nein. We have our orders to set up base bởi the train station.
Sean: bởi the train station?
Nazi: Was that a voice? *spots Sean*
Sean: *runs*
Discord: What are bạn waiting for?! GET HIM!!
Nazis: *fire guns*
Sean: *fires back*
Discord: Keep shooting! The ice is cracking!!
Sean: *kills two Nazis*
Nazi captain: Get him now!!
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Sean: *slips* Whoa!
Nazis: *shooting ice*
Sean: *shoots Nazi* They're so far I might hit the ice instead of them.
Nazi captain: Get me a sniper rifle.
Nazis: *give captain rifle*
Nazi captain: *looks through scope* He's gone.

I ran away. I knew someone had to be told this, and who else but the mane six? I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what bạn doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to tell you!
Twilight: What is it?
Applejack: Discord, wants to destroy the gala!
Twilight: OH NO!!
Sean: What is the gala anyway?
Twilight: It's this dance. And speaking of the gala, Celestia sent us eight tickets. I guess it's for me, my friends, Spike, and you.
Sean: Does she send tickets to everypony for free?
Twilight: No, she's doing this for me cuz I'm her student I guess.
Applejack: You're a princess, that's why.
Twilight: Right, well let's just warn the others.

20 phút later, everypony was out in town hall.

Mayor Mare: Citizens of Ponyville, and Canterlot! We have to fight against Discord if we are to enjoy the gala. I ask that ponies under 15 years old do not fight in this.
Applebloom: Great.
Sweetie Belle: So much for getting a cutie mark on military stuff.
Scootaloo: It's not the military! It's the army!!
Mayor Mare: Who are you?
Sean: Sean the hedgehog, born on December 23, 1996.
Mayor Mare: Ok, you're in. Name?
cầu vồng Dash: Come on Mayor, bạn know me!
Mayor Mare: Oh yes cầu vồng Dash, of course. And are the rest of your Những người bạn going to be in this war?
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, it was Twilight's idea.
Mayor Mare: How is Twilight?
cầu vồng Dash: She's doing great, in fact here she is.
Twilight: What's gucci mayor?
Mayor Mare: Gucci? Oh bạn mean what's good? I forgot bạn had the voice of a black man.
Twilight: Right.
Spike: If bạn do anything to Twilight..
Sean: After all we've been through, bạn still don't trust me?
Spike: Yes.
Sean: Well let me tell bạn something. Twilight is cool, and I would not do anything to hurt her.
Spike: She already has a boyfriend.
Sean: I'm dating cầu vồng Dash for crying out loud!
Twilight: Sean, let's go!
Sean: Alright, I have to go now. See you.
Rarity: So where did bạn say they were setting up base?
Sean: bởi the train station.
Fluttershy: That's right in front of us!
Nazis: *hear Fluttershy*
Sean: A little less loud tiếp theo time? Thank you.
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Sean: Quick! Take cover, and get ready to attack!
Nazis: *shoot machine gun*
Ponies: *die*
Sean: *shoots machine gunner*
Nazi: *falls over wall*
Robotnik: Was ist das?!
Nazis: We're under attack bởi the ponies!
Robotnik: Is Sean The Hedgehog with them?
Nazis: *check* JA! He's there.
Robotnik: Scheiße!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots near Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullet* How many are out there?
Nazi: Umm, 27
Nazi machine gunner: *kills pony*
Nazi: 26 now.
Robotnik: Alright, we outnumber them for now. Keep the attack up.
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Sean: *shoots grenade*
Nazi: *dies*
Major Von Hapen: Send five soldiers to the station!
Leiutenant Werner: Yes sir!

Five Nazis came running towards us.

Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for bạn Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
cầu vồng Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I think we got them all.
Sean: Yup. Let's get the train, and go to Canterlot.
Robotnik: I can't believe this! *runs away*

Soon, a train arrived to get us into Canterlot

Sean: Alright, let's go *enters train*
Mane 6: *enters train*
Twilight: Man, what about Spike?
cầu vồng Dash: What about him? He'll be fine.
Twilight: *sighs* Alright, but I'm not sure if I should leave him alone.
Spike: *stuck in house* Twilight's not here. I might as well make myself a milkshake. *looks for ice cream* Now where is that refrigerator?

While trying to open the door, Spike accidentally made the refrigerator fall over

Spike: Oh great! Now how am I going to get my ice cream? Hmmmm

bởi Twilight's house

Robotnik: Alright General, do bạn remember what to do?
General Rosemeyer: Yes, I know. We stop the train they're on, and kill all the ponies on it.
Robotnik: Including Sean The Hedgehog.
General Rosemeyer: Ja. We will defeat him.
Robotnik: Good. Now hurry, before they get to Canterlot. The gala will start if they do make it.
General Rosemeyer: I will prevent it from starting sir.

Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have bạn noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!

On the train however, things weren't going our way

Sean: Girls, do bạn hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit den Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!

Still, could be worse

Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm

10 giây later

Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!

The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
cầu vồng Dash: What are bạn doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.

Meanwhile in ponyville

Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do bạn have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.

Back on the train

Twilight: *worried*
cầu vồng Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
cầu vồng Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then bạn guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.

While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel

Engineers: *refueling*
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no thêm time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity: They're following us!
Sean: Are they getting close?
Rarity: *shakes head yes*
Sean: *shoots tires*
Nazis: *spin out of control*
Fluttershy: They're going to crash into the train!
Sean: Not if I can help it *gives gun to cầu vồng Dash*
Fluttershy: What are bạn going to do?
Sean: Prevent them from derailing the train *jumps out*
Applejack: What?!
Twilight: *looks out window* He's alright!
Sean: *grabs trucks*
Nazis: Fick dich
Sean: *throws trucks*

And speaking of trucks

Discord: *driving truck*
Spike: *struggling to get free*
Colonel Kramer: He's trying to get out.
Discord: But he can't! Hahaha.
Colonel Kramer: *sees trucks flying towards them* Step on it!
Discord: Ok *goes faster*

The trucks landed on Discord's truck, and somehow, Spike escaped.

Discord: Ugh, gag!! Get him!!
Nazis: *show up out of nowhere* Surrender dragon!
Spike: *puts hands up*

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 giây later

Fluttershy: Oh no! thêm airplanes!!
cầu vồng Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
cầu vồng Dash: If bạn say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.

Four trucks then arrived

Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
cầu vồng Dash: What is it?
Applejack: thêm enemies.
cầu vồng Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on hàng đầu, đầu trang of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on bạn guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure bạn only shovel in coal when bạn need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
cầu vồng Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
cầu vồng Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something thêm serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
cầu vồng Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
cầu vồng Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
cầu vồng Dash: Looks like bạn don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did bạn survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*

Twilight & cầu vồng Dash arrive

Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
cầu vồng Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?

As cầu vồng carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.

Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! cầu vồng is carrying her with Sean.
cầu vồng Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
cầu vồng Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do bạn know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
cầu vồng Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
cầu vồng Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*

If cầu vồng Dash could go fast enough, she would be able to push the train all the way to Canterlot.

Applejack: What is she doing?
cầu vồng Dash: *flying 400 miles an hour*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis* Don't worry about that. We have enemies coming toward us!
cầu vồng Dash: *pushes train*
Fluttershy: She's pushing the train.
Pinkie Pie: The enemies must have killed the engineer, and stolen the fuel for our train.
Applejack: Well, let's hope they don't kill her!!
cầu vồng Dash: *pushing train at 30 miles an hour*
Nazis: *shooting at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *returns fire*
Major Von Hapen: Enough! Half of bạn shoot Pinkie, the others shoot cầu vồng Dash.
Nazis: *shoot at cầu vồng Dash*

Only one bullet hit the blue pegasus

cầu vồng Dash: Ow!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis*
cầu vồng Dash: *sees hill*
Applejack: Rainbow!! bạn gotta go faster!
cầu vồng Dash: *pushing train* I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: Keep it up.
Nazis: *still shooting at cầu vồng Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *blows up truck*

The explosion caused a chain reaction, and even destroyed the airplanes

cầu vồng Dash: They're all dead! *gets train to top*
Fluttershy: It's over.
Applejack: Yah!
cầu vồng Dash: We did it!
Applejack: No Rainbow. bạn did it. For a pegasus, bạn really know how to di chuyển heavy stuff.
cầu vồng Dash: *blushes*
Rarity: We're at Canterlot.
Celestia: *sees mane 6* Good work, all of you.
Rarity: Thank you.
Pinkie Pie: We need your help. Sean, and Twilight are dead.
Celestia: Oh no. Bring them out here, I'll bring them back to life.

I was brought out of the train with Twilight, and Celestia soon started casting her spell, but I would change after she did.

After being brought back to life, I soon stood up expecting enemies

Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that bạn defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded bởi light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!

But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.

Sean: What happened?
Celestia: My spell must've turned bạn into a pony.
Sean: Do bạn know why?
Celestia: I guess it's because the spell came from a pony, me.
Sean: Will I be one forever?
Celestia: No. bạn should turn back to normal in 30 minutes. After that, the gala will begin.
cầu vồng Dash: Hey, bạn look hotter then bạn did before.
Sean: Well, I guess that's true.
cầu vồng Dash: And I know how to make those 30 phút last a long time.
Twilight: Man, these two are about to get it on!
Sean: Yes we are. Away from you.

The both of us left to be somewhere a little thêm private. While that was going on, we go back to Robotnik. It seemed like he was defeated at first, but he still had a lot of soldiers.

Major Von Hapen: *walks towards Robotnik*
Robotnik: I thought bạn died in a explosion.
Major Von Hapen: No, I ran off. They nearly shot me, but I made it look like they killed me.
Robotnik: Excellent. I have something for you, and the rest of our army to do. In the meantime, I'm going to get reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: Very well sir.

30 phút later, the gala began

Sean: *arrives in his normal form*
cầu vồng Dash: What do bạn want to do first?
Sean: Dance.
cầu vồng Dash: *dances with Sean*
Pinkie Pie: *eating cake* Was ist das?! *spits cake out* Who puts balogna, and rau bina in a cake?!
gala pony: I did. Do bạn have a problem with that?
Pinkie Pie: Cake is supposed to taste wunderbar! Not unwunderbar.
gala pony: I'm not german, but I'm sure that word does not exist.
Pinkie Pie: I'm german! That word does exist.
gala pony: Whatever *walks away*

We were all enjoying the gala when suddenly

Celestia: *hears airplanes* Where is that coming from?!
Pinkie Pie: *sees airplanes*
Nazis: *parachute from airplane*
Robotnik: *does the same*
cầu vồng Dash: What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Nazi soldiers!
Rarity: Again?! I thought they were dead!
Sean: Keep the others safe! Dash, come with me!
cầu vồng Dash: *follows Sean*
Celestia: Twilight, bạn and the rest of your Những người bạn should go too.
Twilight: Right. Come on girls!
rest of the mane 6: *follows Twilight*
Sean: *shooting Nazis*
Robotnik: *lands* Missed me?
Sean: Barely. I should've known bạn would come back.
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
Sean: *grabs Robotnik*
Robotnik: *punches Sean*
Sean: *jumps to hàng đầu, đầu trang of castle*
Robotnik: Let me go!
Sean: Ok *throws Robotnik onto roof*
cầu vồng Dash: *watching* I gotta help him!
Applejack: NO! *Grabs cầu vồng Dash* Stay outta this one.
Sean: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *pushes Sean*
Sean: *falls onto lower roof*
Robotnik: *jumps down*
Sean: *rolls toward window*
Robotnik: *kicks Sean through window*
Applejack: Oooh.
cầu vồng Dash: Now will bạn let me help him?!
Applejack: Did bạn see what he did to Sean? I ain't letting bạn get hurt.
Robotnik: *chokes Sean*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ah *falls on table* I killed you! How did bạn come back to life?! I fucking killed you!!
Sean: bạn wanna stop?
Robotnik: NO!!
Sean: *grabs Robotnik* Fine *throws Robotnik to airplane*
cầu vồng Dash: Now he doens't need my help. Way to go táo, apple jack ass.
Robotnik: *grabs airplane* I'll get my revenge on bạn someday!!!
Fluttershy: What about these Nazis?
Nazis: *run away*
Sean: *grabs part of ground*
Rarity: Is he really?
Sean: *throws ground*
Twilight: He is.
Nazis: *die*

After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: bạn have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without cầu vồng Dash.
cầu vồng Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face cầu vồng Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help bạn darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, bạn forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are bạn diễn xuất like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well bạn did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are bạn Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are bạn a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are bạn here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to tham gia yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End

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~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon đám mây Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the đường phố, street rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The đường phố, street was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, thêm and thêm camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....
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When bạn hit that play button, bạn are going to listen to the greatest theme song ever created for a TV show.
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Wind: (Sitting at coffee cửa hàng with Cody) So, bạn think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are bạn talking about
Arnold: Do bạn not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His tình yêu for gaming completely blocks out his tình yêu for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: Luân Đôn HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I tình yêu watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist bởi the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in tìm kiếm of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed bởi a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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This review is just a simple letter from a couple of phút ago. I am posting this, because bởi the time bạn read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...
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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the thuyền Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was được trao much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his được ưa chuộng sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of bia on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want bạn sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: bạn shitting...
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I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… thêm than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, hoặc mysterious. And I freaking tình yêu that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a danh sách about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...
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There are a lot of DLC, and if bạn are a true gamer, DLC is something bạn usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell bạn a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give bạn on disc DLC, hoặc even force bạn to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, hoặc hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving bạn a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before bạn knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was đã đăng of it, the internet began to...
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