Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were bạn dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like bạn don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving until we have solved everything there is to solve.
Link: No, I'm serious. I can't go on that island
Tetra: And I'm serious. Get on that island BEFORE I FUCKING CUT YOU!
Link: Okay. Goddamn it
(Later, At Dragon Roost Village)
Postman: Excuse me, boy, can I ask bạn something
Link: Sure, if it gets me out of here sooner
Postman: bạn see, I really want to give my girlfriend a present, so, I thought about giving her twenty golden feathers from twenty deadly birds
Link: And, your telling me this, why?
Postman: Because I'm a pussy and I would rather have a ten năm old boy do it for me then do it myself
Link: Wow, bạn suck
Postman: I know. But, I'll pay bạn if bạn do this
Link: bạn had me at pay
(Later, at the peak of Dragon Roost Island)
Link: Okay, where are the birds
Bird: Hello, boy, welcome to our home. Make yourself at-
Link: (Kills bird) Okay, time to get the rest
(One Massive Bird Genocide Later)
Link: Okay, I have twenty feathers finally. This should do it
(Later, in the village)
Postman: Oh, thank bạn so much. Here is the money as promised
Link: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID bạn GET THIS MUCH MONEY!!!
Postman: Well-
Link: Actually, I'm far too happy to give a fuck. Thanks for this huge amount of cash. Now I won't have to kill bạn in your sleep tonight.
Postman: .......... Oh.......... That's good to hear.
Link: Yes, it is. Well, take care
(Later, on beach)
Link: Oh, god, I am so happy. I can't believe the huge amount of money I got
???: Link, is that you
Link: (Huh, who's that)
Medley: Oh, Link, it is you... hoặc maybe I'm just having illusions from my depression and possible insanity again.
Link: Nope, I'm as real as aliens
Medley: Oh, I'm so glad. Link, I couldn't stop thinking about you, and every time I did, I just got so aroused that-
Link: You're gonna have to hold those thoughts, Medley, because, frankly, I don't really give a fuck. I am way to happy to give two shits. I have just, in one day, become the Bill Gates of this world with five hundred dollars
Medley: Five hundred only?
Link: In this world. that's pretty much a billion, trillion, anything bigger than those-ion dollars.
Medley: Oh, right.
Link: Well, see bạn soon.... Though, I hope not
Medley: Oh, bạn will, Link...... Trust me, bạn will
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were bạn dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like bạn don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving until we have solved everything there is to solve.
Link: No, I'm serious. I can't go on that island
Tetra: And I'm serious. Get on that island BEFORE I FUCKING CUT YOU!
Link: Okay. Goddamn it
(Later, At Dragon Roost Village)
Postman: Excuse me, boy, can I ask bạn something
Link: Sure, if it gets me out of here sooner
Postman: bạn see, I really want to give my girlfriend a present, so, I thought about giving her twenty golden feathers from twenty deadly birds
Link: And, your telling me this, why?
Postman: Because I'm a pussy and I would rather have a ten năm old boy do it for me then do it myself
Link: Wow, bạn suck
Postman: I know. But, I'll pay bạn if bạn do this
Link: bạn had me at pay
(Later, at the peak of Dragon Roost Island)
Link: Okay, where are the birds
Bird: Hello, boy, welcome to our home. Make yourself at-
Link: (Kills bird) Okay, time to get the rest
(One Massive Bird Genocide Later)
Link: Okay, I have twenty feathers finally. This should do it
(Later, in the village)
Postman: Oh, thank bạn so much. Here is the money as promised
Link: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID bạn GET THIS MUCH MONEY!!!
Postman: Well-
Link: Actually, I'm far too happy to give a fuck. Thanks for this huge amount of cash. Now I won't have to kill bạn in your sleep tonight.
Postman: .......... Oh.......... That's good to hear.
Link: Yes, it is. Well, take care
(Later, on beach)
Link: Oh, god, I am so happy. I can't believe the huge amount of money I got
???: Link, is that you
Link: (Huh, who's that)
Medley: Oh, Link, it is you... hoặc maybe I'm just having illusions from my depression and possible insanity again.
Link: Nope, I'm as real as aliens
Medley: Oh, I'm so glad. Link, I couldn't stop thinking about you, and every time I did, I just got so aroused that-
Link: You're gonna have to hold those thoughts, Medley, because, frankly, I don't really give a fuck. I am way to happy to give two shits. I have just, in one day, become the Bill Gates of this world with five hundred dollars
Medley: Five hundred only?
Link: In this world. that's pretty much a billion, trillion, anything bigger than those-ion dollars.
Medley: Oh, right.
Link: Well, see bạn soon.... Though, I hope not
Medley: Oh, bạn will, Link...... Trust me, bạn will
TO BE CONTINUED
Art by Alinah_09
Two of the most well known horror writers ever, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, have created some of the most twisted and most macabre horror stories that we all know and tình yêu like Call of Cthulhu, The Black Cat, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The Tell-Tale Heart, Mountains of Madness, and the Fall of the House of Usher. They both have made very influential work, yet what makes them so interesting is how different they are. So, what is it about these two that make them so different. Well, that’s what I wish to talk about with bạn today.
We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
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We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
Well, here comes a game even I wasn’t expecting to talk about till I played it. When I was surfing through the indie titles of the Nintendo Switch when I had little to no games for it, one game that caught my attention was The Những người bạn of Ringo Ishikawa. I remember hearing there was a sort of River City Ransom esque game and I thought it was this. The trailers made it look that way. Little did I know that I was completely wrong. And despite that, I couldn’t be happier with what I had played.
The Những người bạn of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
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The Những người bạn of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
So I know that, in an bài viết that I made some time ago, that I đã đưa ý kiến that Melee was probably my least yêu thích Smash Bros. game. And I still happily joke about it, if only to piss off những người hâm mộ of the game. But looking at it now, I probably put the most time and had the most fun with Smash. Bros Melee. And well, here we are now. The first Smash Bros. entry on this list.
So during the good old days when my choices in consoles were a PS2, an Xbox, hoặc a Gamecube (And no one gave a shit about the Dreamcast), your choices were Halo for Xbox, Metal Gear Solid for PS2, hoặc Super Smash Bros. Melee....
