Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were bạn dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like bạn don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving until we have solved everything there is to solve.
Link: No, I'm serious. I can't go on that island
Tetra: And I'm serious. Get on that island BEFORE I FUCKING CUT YOU!
Link: Okay. Goddamn it
(Later, At Dragon Roost Village)
Postman: Excuse me, boy, can I ask bạn something
Link: Sure, if it gets me out of here sooner
Postman: bạn see, I really want to give my girlfriend a present, so, I thought about giving her twenty golden feathers from twenty deadly birds
Link: And, your telling me this, why?
Postman: Because I'm a pussy and I would rather have a ten năm old boy do it for me then do it myself
Link: Wow, bạn suck
Postman: I know. But, I'll pay bạn if bạn do this
Link: bạn had me at pay
(Later, at the peak of Dragon Roost Island)
Link: Okay, where are the birds
Bird: Hello, boy, welcome to our home. Make yourself at-
Link: (Kills bird) Okay, time to get the rest
(One Massive Bird Genocide Later)
Link: Okay, I have twenty feathers finally. This should do it
(Later, in the village)
Postman: Oh, thank bạn so much. Here is the money as promised
Link: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID bạn GET THIS MUCH MONEY!!!
Postman: Well-
Link: Actually, I'm far too happy to give a fuck. Thanks for this huge amount of cash. Now I won't have to kill bạn in your sleep tonight.
Postman: .......... Oh.......... That's good to hear.
Link: Yes, it is. Well, take care
(Later, on beach)
Link: Oh, god, I am so happy. I can't believe the huge amount of money I got
???: Link, is that you
Link: (Huh, who's that)
Medley: Oh, Link, it is you... hoặc maybe I'm just having illusions from my depression and possible insanity again.
Link: Nope, I'm as real as aliens
Medley: Oh, I'm so glad. Link, I couldn't stop thinking about you, and every time I did, I just got so aroused that-
Link: You're gonna have to hold those thoughts, Medley, because, frankly, I don't really give a fuck. I am way to happy to give two shits. I have just, in one day, become the Bill Gates of this world with five hundred dollars
Medley: Five hundred only?
Link: In this world. that's pretty much a billion, trillion, anything bigger than those-ion dollars.
Medley: Oh, right.
Link: Well, see bạn soon.... Though, I hope not
Medley: Oh, bạn will, Link...... Trust me, bạn will
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were bạn dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like bạn don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving until we have solved everything there is to solve.
Link: No, I'm serious. I can't go on that island
Tetra: And I'm serious. Get on that island BEFORE I FUCKING CUT YOU!
Link: Okay. Goddamn it
(Later, At Dragon Roost Village)
Postman: Excuse me, boy, can I ask bạn something
Link: Sure, if it gets me out of here sooner
Postman: bạn see, I really want to give my girlfriend a present, so, I thought about giving her twenty golden feathers from twenty deadly birds
Link: And, your telling me this, why?
Postman: Because I'm a pussy and I would rather have a ten năm old boy do it for me then do it myself
Link: Wow, bạn suck
Postman: I know. But, I'll pay bạn if bạn do this
Link: bạn had me at pay
(Later, at the peak of Dragon Roost Island)
Link: Okay, where are the birds
Bird: Hello, boy, welcome to our home. Make yourself at-
Link: (Kills bird) Okay, time to get the rest
(One Massive Bird Genocide Later)
Link: Okay, I have twenty feathers finally. This should do it
(Later, in the village)
Postman: Oh, thank bạn so much. Here is the money as promised
Link: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID bạn GET THIS MUCH MONEY!!!
Postman: Well-
Link: Actually, I'm far too happy to give a fuck. Thanks for this huge amount of cash. Now I won't have to kill bạn in your sleep tonight.
Postman: .......... Oh.......... That's good to hear.
Link: Yes, it is. Well, take care
(Later, on beach)
Link: Oh, god, I am so happy. I can't believe the huge amount of money I got
???: Link, is that you
Link: (Huh, who's that)
Medley: Oh, Link, it is you... hoặc maybe I'm just having illusions from my depression and possible insanity again.
Link: Nope, I'm as real as aliens
Medley: Oh, I'm so glad. Link, I couldn't stop thinking about you, and every time I did, I just got so aroused that-
Link: You're gonna have to hold those thoughts, Medley, because, frankly, I don't really give a fuck. I am way to happy to give two shits. I have just, in one day, become the Bill Gates of this world with five hundred dollars
Medley: Five hundred only?
Link: In this world. that's pretty much a billion, trillion, anything bigger than those-ion dollars.
Medley: Oh, right.
Link: Well, see bạn soon.... Though, I hope not
Medley: Oh, bạn will, Link...... Trust me, bạn will
TO BE CONTINUED
It’s that time again. Time for me to talk about a Suda game. Suda games are usually a hit hoặc a miss between audiences. They can become cult classics like No thêm Giải cứu thế giới and Killer7, hoặc they can be completely forgotten like Diabolical Pitch. His games are only really considered bởi people who enjoy his style of storytelling and over-the-top gameplay. So it’s no surprise that I enjoy a good portion of his games. And one that I will be talking about today is the overly colorful and bubbly zombie hack n’ Slash game, Lollipop Chainsaw
~Story~
Lollipop Chainsaw is a game that follows the...
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~Story~
Lollipop Chainsaw is a game that follows the...
Well, it was only a matter of time until we got to the Persona franchise, and I am thêm than happy to start off with this one. But not the OG Persona 3, mostly because I didn’t buy that one. No, we’re here to discuss Persona 3: FES.
Persona 3 is set in a Japanese city where bạn play as Minato-Makoto-Door-Kun- The kid in the image above, as he moves into a dorm with other young teenagers, only to learn that the city every night at midnight turns into the Dark Hour, where the local school turns into a giant tower called Tartarus and everyone turns into coffins. So, what’s teens to...
So remember when Sega was trying to make thêm stuff rather than just Sonic and the occasional Yakuza game, and the only way to see the franchise was through a Kickstarter like Shenmue? Well, let’s go back to the golden days of Dreamcast. And remember a classic game on there as Jet Set Radio. Fun game, but due to being on the Dreamcast, we doubted it would get a chance on other consoles. And then, Jet Set Radio Future happened.
Jet Set Radio takes place in… the future? An alternate timeline? Whatever, in Jet Set Radio Future, bạn play as the GGs, a group of roller skating rebellious...
#1: THE RING:
If bạn seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end bạn would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked bởi a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE giờ PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
If bạn seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end bạn would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked bởi a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE giờ PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The vòng tròn comes from the right, followed bởi Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
Song: link
An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.
Alan: *Sitting tiếp theo to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.
SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 present
Six Shooters 3
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
Art by AquaMarine
Back when making low budget phim chiếu rạp wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man bởi the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my yêu thích phim chiếu rạp of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead
Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
